"Alfred, we've seen this six times. Can't we watch something else?"
Alfred pouted as he sat down with his bowl of popcorn. "Artie, this is my favorite movie!"
Arthur rolled his eyes. "And I wonder why that is. Can't be because it's about Captain America."
Alfred chose to ignore him in favor of rapturously watching the opening credits. "Oh! You be Peggy, and I'll be Steve, okay?"
Arthur flushed. "I don't want to be a bloody woman!"
"But Artie!" Alfred whined.
Arthur sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Fine. But you owe me a Lord of the Rings marathon. And you need to take me to the Hobbit."
"Deal!" Alfred yelled.
Arthur sighed over-dramatically and grabbed a handful of popcorn.
"Aw, c'mon Artie we get to have a kiss scene!"
Arthur blushed. "Well, I suppose that makes up for it."
"And I totally look like Chris Evans!"
Arthur snorted. "Oh no love, he's not nearly as dreamy as you are."
"Really?" Alfred sounded delighted.
Arthur melted. "Of course. Chris would give anything to have your little alfalfa hair."
Alfred stuck out his tongue. "Hey! Don't mess with Texas!"
Arthur smiled and kissed Alfred on the cheek. "Noted. Now watch your bloody movie."
Alfred grinned and wrapped his arm Arthur. "Okay, now don't forget your lines. You could wear some lipstick to complete the look."
"Hmm, maybe Chris Evans is better looking," Arthur mused.
Alfred snorted. "That's a lie. Mr. Muscles ain't got nothing on this and you know it."
Arthur hummed. "I'm not so sure. You wouldn't happen to have his number, would you?"
"Nah, sorry man. Guess you're stuck with me."
Arthur sighed. "What a shame. He is quite gorgeous."
Alfred ignored him in favor speaking Captain America's lines word for word.
"Why do we have to wait for the big kiss scene? Why not just snog now?" Arthur asked.
Alfred seemed to ponder this. "Ya know, I'm not too sure."
Arthur found the movie much more enjoyable with Alfred's tongue doing wondrous things in his mouth, even if his boyfriend wasn't Chris Evans.
Author's Note: This is just a short little scene I wrote while watching the Captain America movie. Chris Evans is so dreamy... *drools*
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