Takes place sometime after the ep 'Lost and Found'... Written after I discovered the Screamer/Blitzy pairing, which is absolutely friggin hilarious IMO XDD

Somehow inspired by Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me'."

'Vat am I VAITING for? I must kiss him!'

'No. I refuse to stoop so low as to use an organic custom-'

'But eet's so cuuuute~!'

'Exactly. He vill never accept me if I do something like zat.'

'I am a silly, silly mech. Observe~!'

Blitzwing's face changed to that of Random for a split second before going back to Icy. Which promptly switched to Hothead.

'Am I DAFT?!'

'I must remain calm in his presence. Othervise, he vill reject me.'

'I finally AGREE on something! Eet is an amazing day vhen-'

'Silence...!'

Starscream paused mid-rant, finally noticing Blitzwing's rather distracted expression.

'He has noticed me!'

'Vell, of course he did! I am very charming after all, BAHAHAHA~!'

The Seeker just stared at Blitzwing for a moment before throwing his hands up in exasperation. "I can't even rant at anyone... Lugnut's too fanatical about Megatron and you're slagging insane! This is absurd!"

'NOW look at vhat I managed to do-!'

'Calmness is zhe key here. Remain calm.'

'To ze smelting pits with calmness! Zis is zhe perfect opportunity!'

'Indeed~!'

And with that, Blitzwing bridged the gap between himself and Starscream, the lips of his Icy face meeting those of the startled Seeker's.

'ZAT IS PERFECT!'

'Eeeeelectrifying~!'

'Eet is... better zan I expected....'

'OMG I agreeee~! SQUEEEE!'

Then, of course, Starscream pushed him backwards, nullray rising to point at his face. Blitzwing was rather unphased.

"What do you think you're doing, you piece of scrap?!"

"Kissing you, of course~!" the triplechanger cheerily replied.

Starscream's nullray dropped as he stared in utter bafflement. Before Blitzwing could gather himself to jump the Seeker again, though, he transformed and streaked away into the clear blue sky. Screeching threats the entire time, of course, in true Starscream fashion.

Blitzwing stood and watched.

'I vant to do zat agaaain~!'

'I always vant to do zhese inane things again....'

'Or better - I could SMASH THINGS-!'

'-to build something for Starscream to show my admiration of his skills-'

'-and his sexy bod! BAHAHAHA~!'

'Perhaps I should create a piece that displays his sleek grace...'

'NO! His magnificent POWER!!'

'Vhy not both, hmmmm~?'

With that, Blitzwing calmly walked off into the woods, ready to sculpt.