Okay, I had a request to do a series of Mary-Sue bashes. So eh, why not? They are all probably going to end with the "bloody massacre" thing. If you want an alternate ending, PM it to me or review it if you'd like. I don't own anything, not even the Sue.
Nature "Marissa Annalisa" Belle walked elegantly across the room, having the most stoic of people fall at her feet, praising her beauty. Even Shino did, super OOC of him. But it would have been weird of him NOT to swoon over Nature. She was perfect.
Hinata sighed, that girl took over the Hyuuga Clan. She wasn't even pure Hyuuga, she was part Uchiha as well! It was a tragic story about forbidden love, and she magically didn't die in the Uchiha massacre. She had Byakugan and Sharingan!
Hyuuga Neji, her cousin, grunted. He hated that girl with a passion. She got a hold of the Hyuuga Clan so easily, and it took him years just to be acknowledged!
"Hi Neji-kun!" Nature batted her eyelashes, in a flirty fashion and shoved her Double D sized breasts into his face.
"Ugh. Nature. Leave me alone." Neji gagged, shoving her away.
"Okay, honey, I'll see you later!" She winked, and wagged her ass as she left.
"T-That… Oh I can't even say it! That Mary-Sue! She must be killed!" Neji growled.
"Good, we think alike, Neji-nii. Kill her in her sleep. And make it bloody." Hinata smirked.
Later that night, Neji was remembering things he hated about that mary-sue.
"Oh Neji-kun! I talked to this girl, she was absolutely perfect, like me! We were instantly best friends!" Nature chattered annoyingly.
So he climbed into her window, holding a knife and stabbed her in her heart, smearing her blood everywhere.
The person she was "so like and perfect" was her creator basically. Ugh, I'm sorry Nature, someone so vile was named after you. Actually, since she is a mary-sue, you were named after her.
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