1. New Guy
"Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate, Dwight," The Receptionist stated, quite solemnly. Then, she cracked a smile…a really radiant smile, which knocked the wind right out of the new guy. "I'm Pam. You can talk to me any time if you need help or…you know…Dwight gets you down." she nodded towards who the new guy could only assume was the desk mate he was warned about. He looked as though he had never really made it past 1988, but seemed harmless otherwise.
The new guy realized that he still hadn't spoken. He was taken aback by Pam, although he didn't quite know why.
"I'm Jim. Jim Halpert,." he said, a little later than was socially acceptable. He chuckled nervously.
"Well, Jim Jim Halpert, welcome to Dunder Mifflin." She smiled wryly and stepped back behind her desk, and Jim went over to his. He looked over at Pam, who was typing furiously. She looked up, locked eyes with Jim, and smiled. He smiled back, but seemed unable to stop.
Only two words came to Jim's mind:
Oh crap.