(Cynthia P.O.V)
I walk into the classroom " Hello everyone its your favorite bitch and pokemon champion Cynthia in this bitch! I'm here today to teach you on how to be a bad bitch and a ultimate champion. " I exclaim writing my name and 'Bad bitchery Part one: your team'
"So here to day imma give you the perfect team to use! Now I'm not Fina got into IV and Ev cause that shit it confusing as fuck so you just gonna have to hope for the best and go with that OK? OK" i said pulling out a computer
"Now first we gonna talk about your first pokemon, no exception to all of these but the last one, spiritomb the dark/ghost type pokemon and you see imma give it to you straight this pokemon you want it with a nature that lowers speed or attack cause that's the last thing you need boosted, you want something that rises your defense or sp. Defense cause this your tank. Also the right moves for this pokemon would be pain split, dark pulse, calm mind, and will-o-wisp and to top it all off give it leftover's to keep it living OK? OK" i finished.
"OK now on to your rosarade, you want it to have poison point as it ability, rockey helmet as its item, have a modest or timid nature, and the moves energy ball, sludge bomb, shadow ball, and dazzling gleam and there you go, you have a killer rosarade" i said.
"Now you can have your mliotic anyway you want just make sure it has competive as its ability recover and ice beam/twister as its moveset" i continued.
"With your lucario I would say have it with inner focus as its ability, its mega stone, and the moveset power up punch, bulk up, shadow claw, and metal claw and look at you, you have a killer lucario" i said.
"Now you can do whatever the fuck you want with your togekiss cause you'll be fine no matter what you do" I said.
"And finally this has to be perfect right here and listing to !e good when I say your garchomp needs to be just like this! Now firstly you need to have a powerful and speedy garchomp, so you would want it with a jolly (faster) or adamant (stronger) nature, then you want it with the hidden ability rough skin and the item rocky helmet to do a lot of damage if your opponents pokemon lands a physical hit and lastly you want this beast to have the moves dragon claw, earthquake, rock slide, and hone claws (rise attack and accuracy on that rock slide) and there you go a powerful beast of mass terror. I hope you all loved my damn lesson and hope you take this good ass advice and use it if your ass trying to get Into competive battling and to just be a bad bitch, so see you next time bye! " she said walking out the classroom.
Aniart: so I hope you liked my little crake fic story on how to battle competively and be a bad bitch. Like and review also tell what you think so till next time byee!