It'd had been a rough day for Ragna, what with fighting the government. He had fresh wounds that Kokonoe (reluctantly) agreed to patch up. Litchi's clinic was too far away. Even with the bandages, Ragna still left a blood trail.
He just wanted to get home, to his nice, warm bed. The minute he got home, he thought Screw pajamas. I want sleep.
Ragna crawled under the blankets, and fell asleep almost instantly.
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Ragna sleepily opened his eyes. It was still night out, and his alarm clock read 3:57. Why was he up at three?
He looked around his room. Maybe someone broke in? he thought. He slowly got out of bed, not wanting the intruder to hear the creak it made. He inched towards the hallway, hoping to attack him (or her) with a surprise attack.
He peaked into the hallway, and he saw him: Terumi. He raced towards him with a ear-splitting roar. He slashed with his Blood Scythe, sending Terumi flying into pieces.
Wait... what?
It took Ragna a minute to realize that there was no blood, and that the bottom half of the figure was still standing. He searched for the light switch in the dark, and finally flipped it on.
The light revealed not Terumi, or any intruder for that matter. It was his vacuum cleaner that he had yet to put away. It was now in tiny pieces, dust floating in the air.
You've GOT to be kidding me. Ragna thought to himself as he went back to bed.
-Later-
When Ragna woke up at six later, it was still dark. He went to the kitchen to get a drink of water, but fell over the broken vacuum cleaner.
Yay, I finally wrote some comedy! This happens to me a lot more than it should, thinking a vacuum cleaner is an intruder or something.