The Wizard of Oz

As Twisted by The Blue Seeress

Starring the Gundam Wing Cast! (which I do not own!)



Zechs: *dressed in long black dress and witches hat* Some one is going to die a slow, painful death over this.

Heero: *wearing blue pinafore with white apron* *inarticulate with rage*

Duo: Awww, but the color brings out your eyes, Hee-chan! *scratches* And you're not stuffed with straw!

Quatre: *flutters around in frothy pink dress* Yay! Pretty fairy princess!

All: *sweatdrop*

Treize: *practising lines* PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!

Wufei: *glaring balefully* *lions mane falls over eyes* INJUSTICE!!! I have more courage than all of you put together so why am I the cowardly lion!

See: *appears* *rapidly disapears to avoid knives, bullets and straw thrown at her* *reappears* Ah...I take it you are displeased with your parts.

Quatre: *flits past, spinning* Nope! Fairy princess!

Zechs: HELL YES!!! I'M IN DRAG!!

Heero: As am I. This was not part of the mission.

See: Sure it was. And you get to kill Zechs! Isn't that worth a dress?

Heero: *considers*

Trowa: *gaping at script* I have to SING!!? I've never sang a note in my life!

Duo: Liar, I heard you in the shower. And we all have to sing! It's a fucking musical!

Heero: I refuse to sing "Some where over the Rainbow".

See: *mutters* Sorry, Chik, I can put him in a pinafore, I can take away his spandex, I can hide his gun, but I can't make him sing that song.

Quatre: *suddenly angry* Duo, why have you been listening to my koi in the shower?

See: *hastily* All this is beside the point. We need to get started.

Zechs: Remind me why we're doing this?

See: Drum roll please. *drum roll starts in background* IT'S MY ONE YEAR ANIVERSARY OF FANFIC WRITING!!!

Duo: My god, you've been doing horrible things to us for a year?

Heero: That's scary.

See: And since I started with a parody, I'm doing another one to complete the cycle.

Quatre: Oh yeah, that Gundam Crossed Lovers thing. That was fun!

Trowa: But Quatre, you got shot.

Quatre: And I had a dramatic death scene ^_^.

See: Yeah....anyway, that's why I'm doing this. YOU'RE doing this because you have no choice.

Zechs: Oh yeah, I forgot. I vote we get started now so we can finish sooner.

Heero: I second that.

See: *imitation of uncle on Jackie Chan* One more thing! *back to normal* There will be a lot of characters labled ROSE (insert tag here). ROSE stands for Random Oz Soldier Extraoridanaire, and the tags show their character. M is flying monkey *grins* C is munchkin (chibi), E is Emerald city Person, T is evil apple tree.

Treize: How did you get clearance for all those Oz soldiers?

See: I'll tell you later, alright? Places, happy people. *turns toward audience* You guys too. Meet ya on stage.