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"Do a little dance,make a little love,get down tonight!get down tonight!Uh huh!"
Sirius sung his theme song as he prepped for his date with the new girl.He met her on his first day of 6th year,and ever since then he had been entranced by her.
Of course,he had been a little turned off by the fact that she insisted on wearing a big black cloak 24 hours a day,seven days a week.But Sirius prided himself on being open minded.What really bugged him though was that she always made him feel down and depressed when ever she walked into the room.It was like all the happiness was being sucked out of him.He just chalked it up to being hopelessly in love.And Sirius found it strange how although this chick seemed to love being around large groups of people,no one wanted to hang around her.And that was a pity,seeing as how when ever Sirius wanted to double with say,Lily and James,they aways turned him down.
It wasn't as if she was ugly,or to dweeby to be seen with.Although to tell the truth Sirius had never gazed upon her face,he was sure it would be well worth the wait.She is probably just shy,even though she is taking it to rather extreme measures,Sirius thought.
Sirius slicked back his hair with gel and spritzed on some cologne.He drew out his favorite set of robes from his closet and began to get dressed.Blue is so my color he thought,as he buttoned up his robes.Pulling on sneakers,he smiled to himself and thought-I think i'm in love.Sighing,he straightened his collar and took one last glance in the mirror.Sirius opened his door and walked out of the portrait hole.Walking to hogsmeade he hummed his little tune--
"Do a little dance,make a little love,get down tonight!Get down to night!Oh yeah!"
Sirius sauntered in to the Three Broomsticks and spotted his date immediatly.And how could you not spot such a lovely,cloaked head?He slid in a chair next to her and said--
"Hey Baby,How you doin'?"
But before his lady love could answer,Sirius got distracted by screams of"Dementor!Dementor!"
"Dementor?Where?Where?"Sirius yelled.
"Right next to you,wanker!"A frantic passer by said angrily.
It took a few moments for this theory to finally dawn on Sirius.Slowly,a look of fierce concentration and relization lit up his face.He turned to his date and fumed--
"You didn't tell me you were a dementor!You deliberatly with held information!I feel so hurt.I can't be with you right now.I need some alone time to heal my heart."Sirius sobbed.
The confused dementor just tilted its' head to one side.
"And I bet you only wanted me for my soul.Didn't you?Why,oh why do I have to have such a beautiful,desirable soul?It seems like that's all anybody cares about anymore!And here i thought it was my looks and charming personality that turned you on!For shame,you bad,bad dementor!"Sirius fumed.
And with those famous last words, Sirius ran out of the bar,sobbing openly for all the world to see.
And maybe that's why he didn't go crazy in Azkaban.Because he was to busy trying to get some Dementor lovin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am so sorry for any emotional scars that this story caused.I know Sirius/Dementor ships' can be difficult to grasp.LoL! Please R&R!!!!!!~~~~Ta Ta,Samantha
"Do a little dance,make a little love,get down tonight!get down tonight!Uh huh!"
Sirius sung his theme song as he prepped for his date with the new girl.He met her on his first day of 6th year,and ever since then he had been entranced by her.
Of course,he had been a little turned off by the fact that she insisted on wearing a big black cloak 24 hours a day,seven days a week.But Sirius prided himself on being open minded.What really bugged him though was that she always made him feel down and depressed when ever she walked into the room.It was like all the happiness was being sucked out of him.He just chalked it up to being hopelessly in love.And Sirius found it strange how although this chick seemed to love being around large groups of people,no one wanted to hang around her.And that was a pity,seeing as how when ever Sirius wanted to double with say,Lily and James,they aways turned him down.
It wasn't as if she was ugly,or to dweeby to be seen with.Although to tell the truth Sirius had never gazed upon her face,he was sure it would be well worth the wait.She is probably just shy,even though she is taking it to rather extreme measures,Sirius thought.
Sirius slicked back his hair with gel and spritzed on some cologne.He drew out his favorite set of robes from his closet and began to get dressed.Blue is so my color he thought,as he buttoned up his robes.Pulling on sneakers,he smiled to himself and thought-I think i'm in love.Sighing,he straightened his collar and took one last glance in the mirror.Sirius opened his door and walked out of the portrait hole.Walking to hogsmeade he hummed his little tune--
"Do a little dance,make a little love,get down tonight!Get down to night!Oh yeah!"
Sirius sauntered in to the Three Broomsticks and spotted his date immediatly.And how could you not spot such a lovely,cloaked head?He slid in a chair next to her and said--
"Hey Baby,How you doin'?"
But before his lady love could answer,Sirius got distracted by screams of"Dementor!Dementor!"
"Dementor?Where?Where?"Sirius yelled.
"Right next to you,wanker!"A frantic passer by said angrily.
It took a few moments for this theory to finally dawn on Sirius.Slowly,a look of fierce concentration and relization lit up his face.He turned to his date and fumed--
"You didn't tell me you were a dementor!You deliberatly with held information!I feel so hurt.I can't be with you right now.I need some alone time to heal my heart."Sirius sobbed.
The confused dementor just tilted its' head to one side.
"And I bet you only wanted me for my soul.Didn't you?Why,oh why do I have to have such a beautiful,desirable soul?It seems like that's all anybody cares about anymore!And here i thought it was my looks and charming personality that turned you on!For shame,you bad,bad dementor!"Sirius fumed.
And with those famous last words, Sirius ran out of the bar,sobbing openly for all the world to see.
And maybe that's why he didn't go crazy in Azkaban.Because he was to busy trying to get some Dementor lovin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am so sorry for any emotional scars that this story caused.I know Sirius/Dementor ships' can be difficult to grasp.LoL! Please R&R!!!!!!~~~~Ta Ta,Samantha