Now, I have seen the reviews through my 2 stories, and I have to say about 0/2 of them mentioned about being bad at Counter Strike: Global Eite. So today, I'll be showing you some of the tips of getting a better aim, and as a Silver I. I think I can safely say I am able to show you some real big boy tips.

1. Launching Counter Terrorists: Infinite Warfare

Many people will have a problem of buying this $15.00 game, and leave it in your steam library to be never seen or heard from again. So, if you have Cobble Stone: Great Ovalsbutitsnotdust2, I highly recommend you to go up to that Play button, and click on it. The game will then take up to 16 seconds to launch, depending on the speed of your computer. In that time you should contemplate about why you spent $15.00 on this instead of buying that new textbook you needed for your Calculus paper. Once the game is launched, be sure to see 5 different buttons on the top of your screen, a news page that nobody reads, and a "0" on your friends list. If so, congratulations! You are the 31.415926524%, and one step closer to becoming Grandmaster.

Advantages for launching the game:

-Added 2 minutes to your CS:GO career, and now you can call your friends Nova scrubs.

-You get the "Omg I Finally Played A Game I Bought During A Steam Sale But Never Intended To Touch It!" Achievement.

-If you look reeaaaal close, you can see the start of a new gambling addiction problem.

Disadvantages for launching the game:

-Its 19GB

-VALVe made this

-The updates are either broken or shi-

You know I could go on forever but you get the point.

1.5. Finding and launching a map

Finding a good map used to be a huge problem in Team Fortress With Actual Skill, but now it is only a click of a button away. Go up to the button that says "Dust 2". The coding behind this is that this button would then go through the hyper codes to find maps under the name "de_dust2". Once it found a server, it will Ensure the ping to be as high as possible, to maximise the gameplay of this map. As a result, if you can connect to a Russian server from the Mars Rover, it would mean your internet connection speed would be real good. As everyone knows, the higher the ping, the better. So, if you have a ping of higher than 2967.33 once you connect, you have now completed step 1.5 in the 1337 part guide to Call Of Duty: Goldeneye.

Trobleshooting:

-In the event of the game crashing, oxygen masks will be released from the top of the aircraft. Brace for impact and breathe normally. Please assist yourself before assisting your mum.

-Make sure your computer is powered on before finding a server.

-If the game does not start within 2 days, it means your ping is too low. Go to console ['] and type in "cl_corsshairthickness 99". This will elevate your ping and fix the problem.