A/N: I don't own fmylife . com. It's a real web site.
"Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punched me. FML."
Freddie was hanging out with Carly and Sam. Freddie was sitting in a bean bag chair, texting.
"Who are you texting?" Sam demanded and Freddie shrugged.
"Nobody." Freddie said and then replied to a text.
"Then why are you texting?" Sam demanded.
"Why aren't you nice?" Freddie asked, momentarily forgetting that it was Sam. Oh shit. He thought as the blonde tackled the boy off the beanbag chair. Freddie heard his phone skid somewhere and Sam punched him in the stomach. Freddie grunted and Sam pulled his hair. He pulled Sam's hair.
Sam got off of Freddie, after Carly shouted something like they had chicken and then she stood up. Sam ran to the door, but didn't see Spencer at the door. The door opened and Sam got hit with the glass door.
She got trolled by Rick Roll. Freddie thought to himself. He held back his laughter, not wanting to get beat up more by Sam.
"Thanks for opening the door on me." Sam nearly shouted at Spencer using sarcasm. She proceeded to run down the hall and went down the stairs to the kitchen.
Freddie and his guy best friend Dylan was walking down the sidewalk.
Dylan had blond skater like hair. He had dyed red, blue, and purple streaks in his hair. He had light blue eyes but it had an orange ring around it. He usually wore punk like clothing, two dog tags, and some type of yellow belt, that Freddie learned was caution tape, and he was using it as a belt.
"So anyway Sam got done hitting me and walked to the door, but Spencer opened the door. She got a glass door to the face. That's karma for ya." Freddie explained to Dylan.
"It was an coincidence." Dylan said brushing it off. It really did sound like a coincidence. How could it have been karma?
"How was it a coincidence?" Freddie demanded.
"I don't understand the concept of the universe getting back at people who'd done something bad." Dylan said and ran his hand through his hair.
"Ever heard of the saying karma is a bitch? Then it must be real," Freddie said.
"How can the universe get back at people who done something bad? Its like that saying, 'your actions have a consequence'." Dylan said and Freddie looked at Dylan. His eyes were intimidating more than ever because they seemed to say, 'what to challenge me some more' so Freddie turned around and left.
But somehow he tripped over his feet and feel down to the sound of Dylan laughing. "What did you do in a past life to deserve that one?" Freddie then stood up and turned around. He punched Dylan in the stomach. "Yeah. I deserved that one."
Fuck my life. Dylan thought after getting punched in the stomach.
A/N: If you got some suggestions, I'll try to work its way in this fanfic.