Humiliation

Discliamer: I own nothing, I tell you, nothing!!

Summary, AU, Buffy asks Spike for a favor





"Please Spike?"

"Bloody hell, I said no!"

"Why not?"

"'Cause I have my pride and honour, that's why."

"Bull, you don't have any pride, all the vamps and demons in Sunnydale mock, they used to fear you, now they fear your fiance, well they alwasy feared me, but that's not the point."

"Oh your so bloody nice slayer."

"I know."

"I'm not doing it."

"Yes you are."

"Ya? And if I don't?"

"If you don't you aren't touching me till after our wedding, and that's two months away."

"What!?! Your gonna with hold sex?"

"Yep."

"Ha, you couldn't last two days with out me, luv."

"Oh ya? I have plenty of ways, for... satisfaction."

"You are the most hard head woman I have ever met, and I put up with Dru for a hundred years. There's no in hell your gonna modle ugly pink frilly dresses and make-up and other crap on me."

"It's either the dress, shoes, make-up, and the dance, or no sex."

"What bloody dance, you never said anything about a dance!"

"The bird dance, I thought I told you."

"Uh huh, well ya didn't you bloody bint, and I'm not doing it!"

"Fine have a nice two months sleeping on the couch by yourself."

"Buffy... please, I'll do anything, but that, I'll be your slave forever, just, please, all I ask, hell beg, is that I don't have to do this."

"Aww, Spikey baby, your already my slave. Have a nice two months by yourself."

"Fine, alright, I'll do it, just, if you repeat this to ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE, I will disembowel you, chip be bloody well damned!"

"Spike, you should yourself..."

"If I could, I'd probably kill myself!"



The end