This came to me randomly late one rainy night...
xD Seriously, it was like 10 o' clock and pouring out. Still is.
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Death is a funny thing.
Well, not so much funny as...ironic. But irony can be funny sometimes, too, right? Or does it just suck? Yeah, I think I had it right that last time.
People experience death every day. Everyone witnesses death at least once or twice in their lifetimes, not including their own inevitable one.
But, you see, with most people, once they die, they never come back to life.
That's why nobody understands how Kenny McCormick can die and come back to life over and over again. In fact, after a while, everyone got so used to it that nobody really comments on it anymore. They all just wave it off like the normal occurrence that it is and act like all is normal when he returns the next day or week or so.
It makes me almost sad to see how they can't grip the importance of his deaths; how nobody even mourns—not a single bit—when he passes away. No tears are even thought of to shed for him. I guess I can't say much, though, I used to be the same way.
I used to be just as ignorant as the rest of them. Blissfully unaware. Oh, how I wish I could be the same again.
You see, another thing that actually intrigued me about everyone's reactions when Kenny died and returned, was that nobody ever asked about what he had seen. I suppose they were all just afraid of what they might hear. They knew that sometimes he went to Heaven and other times he went to Hell. And that was all they were content in knowing.
Sure, I, too, was curious. Horribly curious. But I never wanted to ask. For some reason it always seemed like an awkward subject. Whenever I had tried bringing up his deaths, however, Kenny would inwardly glare at me, smile brightly, say I didn't need to know about those kinds of things, and change the subject as if the previous one had never been brought up.
But now that I know... I wish I had never bothered asking him ever.
Whenever Kenny died, he was actually doing some hell of a good deed. As for going to Heaven and Hell and the amount of time it took him to return to Earth—well, that's where it gets a little more complicated. You see, there are certain rules and restrictions that apply...
But these things are a little too complicated to explain at the moment. Don't worry, you'll understand everything in time. Just be patient and I'll explain it all to you.
You also may be wondering about how I, Kyle Broflovski, know so much information about Kenny and his deaths.
You might be thinking that I shouldn't know all—if any—of it. But I do know it all, every single detail about it. You might be thinking I'm lying or making all this up. But I'm not; this is too much for me to make up. You might be thinking I'm Kenny's stalker—in life and death. But there you are also wrong. I am most definitely not his stalker! But I am his partner.
Here, let me sum it all up for you in one easy little simplification...
I, Kyle Broflovski, die and come back to life.
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So, tell me what you think! I know it's a bit confusing (and really short), but all will be explained in due time, as Kyle mentioned. Meanwhile...
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