Me: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, and now I'm going to cry becasue of it!

Ed : O.o

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" Sreamed Ed when Roy burned the report that had took Ed a week to do.

"It wasn't good, the reports I read must be perfect." If you ever read them! Thought Riza who was sorting out files on the other side of the room.

"So if your work isn't even near good, then why should I send it off?" The vein in Ed's head had just popped. If he wasn't missing a arm then he would of made Roy pay.

(Flashback)

Ed was on his way to headquarters with his report. He was about to cross the street when he passed the park, it was there he saw Riza and her loyal dog Black Hayate. She spotted him too and gave him a smile and wave. He did the same.

Black Hayate only saw him after he crossed the street and being the friendly dog he is, Black Hayate ran from Riza over to Ed. But he didn't notice the car that headed for him. Both Ed and Riza were shocked and knew what might happen, so both ran towards the little pup.

Ed had got to him first and leaped into the air, pushing Black Hayate onto the sidewalk. He then relise that now he was in danger of becoming roadkill. He did mangered to get out of the way, but his metal arm got torned off. Winry is going to kill me! Thought Ed as he lay there on the floor. His hair had also become messed up. "You owe me" He said pointing to his metal arm now lying on the road when Riza helped him up, having Black Hayate in her other arm.

"I owe you more than just a new arm." She laugh as she hugged Black Hayate.

(End flashback)

Riza was now sitting at her desk sorting out more paperwork, (mostly Roy's paperwork) her pup asleep by her feet. After what had happened this moring, he needed a good nap. She had overheard what Roy and Ed were saying, and for once, she was going to take Ed's side.

"And what the hell happened to you? You only have one arm, your hair is a mess. Is this how you show respect? Now tie your hair up or something."

"AND HOW CAN I DO THAT WITH ONLY ONE ARM!?" Ed yelled, sending daggers eyes to Roy. It was there, Riza knew how to repay Ed for what he did before. She would let him get revenge.

She pulled back one of her desk draws and picked up a brush and a hair band, then standing up she called to Ed.

"Edward sit down over there." She said pointing a chair near her. Both men (well one man and boy) looked at her in confusion, Ed didn't bother to question and did what he was told. She then walked over to him and started to brush Ed's hair.

Roy's mouth fell when he saw what she was doing, he was about asked what she doing, but Ed asked first.

"Er…Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Just paying you back." She whispered, her eyes then looked up to Roy, Ed did the same, then understood. Riza was paying him back by getting revenge on Roy. And it was working, because Roy's face was priceless, like he had been hit in the face by a large fish.

Roy's torment went on for over half an hour, because Riza had tried her best to be as slow as possible. When she was done, she patted Ed's hair flat and he stood up.

"I expect a new report written within a week Edward." She said as if nothing had happened. Ed nodded and took one last look at Roy, who still had his mouth open. Ed put his hand over his mouth to stop the sounds of his laughs and then he walked out of the door.

"What the hell was that?" Roy whispered as Riza place the brush in the desk draw.

"Well you did ordered to tie his hair back sir. Your not jealours, are you sir?" Roy looked down as a red blush appered on his face. Riza couldn't help but smile. "You shouldn't be," she continued as she walked up to him. "You get the same done every night." She then kissed his red cheek, causing him to smile.

"I guess I just don't like sharing." He said as he place his arms around her as he kissed her on the lips.