A/N: I am completely to blame for this. It's just an idea...but GOD, it was fun to do! I think I'll try some other Avenue Q songs next...but see what you think of this one!

Collins: Angel, I love you sooo much.

Angel: No, I love you sooooooo much.

Collins: Be that as it may, I love you more.

Angel: No, I love you more.

Collins: Aw, that's so sweet. You're the cutest.

Angel: No, you're the cutest.

Collins: No, YOU are.

Angel: NO, YOU ARE!

Collins: What's happening to us?

Angel: Damn fluff writers! They're screwing with our minds!

Collins: Oh, well…there's nothing we can do…

YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY!

Angel: WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TOOOOO!

Collins: I GUESS WE'RE BOTH A LITTLE BIT FLUUUUUUUFFY!

Angel: ADMITTING IT'S A NAUSEATING THING TO DO!

Collins: BUT NOW IT'S TRUE!

Angel: AUTHORS, FUCK YOU!

Both: EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY ALL DAAAAY

THE WRITERS LIKE TO PICK ON US BECAUSE WE ARE GAAA-AA-AAY

WE CAN DEAL WITH MARY SUES

SLASH AND SMUT ARE BOTH OLD NEWS

WE ARE EVEN FINE WITH RANDOM OOOO-OOO-CS

BUT JUST LET THE FLUFF STOP(doodoo-doo-doo-doo) WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEASE!

Collins: It's not really the fluff itself…

Angel: No, most fluff is pretty tame.

Collins: It's just the never-ending amount of it! I mean, let us fight and swear a little!

Angel: Exactly!

Both: EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY RIGHT NOOOOOW

WE'RE EVEN STARTING TO MISS CRACK FICS 'BOUT COOO-OOO-OWS

NOTHING RATED T OR M

K+ FICS JUST NEVER END

ONLY LITTLE KIDS WILL READ ABOOO-OO-OUT US

JUST BE MERCIFUL AND (doodoo-doo-doo-doo) LET US CUSS!

Collins: I haven't had a really good swearing session in ages!

Angel: Me neither.

Collins: It's all age-appropriate now, nothing's edgy! Nothing's mature!

Angel: Yeah. The only fics with really good swearing are the slash fics. Man, do I hate them—

Mark: What'choo talkin' about, Angel!

Angel: Erm…

Mark: Only I'M allowed to complain about slash fics! I own the damn category!

Collins: Well, of course you do, you're too single not to. But I bet you have to say, "I love you" to Roger during sex, don't you?

Mark: Of course I do. Sometimes I say it during foreplay too.

Collins: Now don't you think that's a little fluffy?

Mark:…well, damn. I guess you're right!

Angel: YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY!

Mark: WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TOOOOOOOO!

Collins: I GUESS WE'RE ALL A LITTLE BIT FLUUUUUFFY!

Mark: THE WRITERS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO!

Collins, Angel: WE KNOW IT'S TRUE!

Mark: OH YES, YOU DO!

All: EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY INSIIIIIDE

OUR DIGNITY WAS FIRST TO GO AND NOW IT'S OUR PRIII-II-IDE

IF WE ALL COULD JUST ADMIT

THAT WE ARE FLUFFY A LITTLE BIT

AND THERE'S NO WAY TO MAKE THIS TORTURE CE-EEEE-EEEASE

MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A (doodoo-doo-doo-doo) LITTLE PEACE!

Collins: Oh, who are we kidding? We'll never be left in peace.

Angel: They'll just keep hounding us until we snap…like Roger did after all that Mark/Roger fluff.

Mark: But Roger went crazy from Mark/Roger slash, not fluff

Angel: No, I'm pretty sure it was fluff.

Mark: No, it was definitely slash.

Collins: Guys, guys!...Roger is straight.

All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maureen: Hey, everyone. What're you laughing about?

Mark: Sexuality confusion!

Maureen: Oh, been there.

Joanne: Maureen, get your ass back here! You forgot to cover me with hot fudge!

Collins: What's that about?

Maureen: Um…kink-smut.

All Except Maureen: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maureen: Hey, don't laugh at her! How many smut fics do you have to do?

Angel: Oh, give it a rest, Maureen!

EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY

Maureen: I'm not!

Collins: Oh, no!

Maureen: No!

Collins: Ha!

Maureen: HOW MANY OVERSEXED LOVERS HAVE YOU GOT?

Joanne: What? Maureen!

Angel: MAUREEN, HONEY, WHERE'S YOUR HEAD?

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DO IN BED!

Joanne: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKING EXCUSES ON PUUUU-UUR-POSE

BUT FACE THE TRUTH: YOU'RE FLUFFY (doodoo-doo-doo-doo)

STOP MAKING A FUSS!

Maureen: I know that, Pookie! I'm only trying to protect you from my denial!

Joanne: (tsk) And I appreciate it.

Maureen: But…you're fluffy too.

Joanne: Yes…I know.

I'M ALWAYS GIVING FOOT MASSAGES AND OFFERING YOU BACKRUBS

WE SAY "I LOVE YOU" EVERYWHERE, LIKE BROOM CLOSETS AND BATHTUBS!

Collins: Me too!

Angel: Me too!

Mark: I just have sex in broom closets!

All: EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT FLUFFY: SUCH SHAAAAAME

AND YET IT'S COMFORT TO KNOW THE WRITERS ALL ARE TO BLAAAAA-AAA-AME

IF WE ALL COULD JUST ADMIT

THAT WE ARE FLUFFY A LITTLE BIT

BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY NEVER GONNA STOOO-OOO-OOP

MAYBE THEY'D TAKE PITY (doodoo-doo-doo-doo) AND LET IT DROOO- OOOP

Joanne: Everyone's a little bit fluffy (squeal)!