A Mission Impossible

Rated T

Summary: After pissing his mother off for the last straw, Matt has to do the worst punishment ever, transform tomboy Mimi Tachikawa into a fine lady. Will he succeed? MIMATO

Rewritten version of original version. I hope that you all like it as much as you did before. Well, please have a fun time reading. Remember, this is something different than everything else.

Chapter 1: The mission

The Ishida company is one of those bigtime companys that is rumored to raise true leaders from limb-breaking, brain-busting training from your parents that can make you go insane. The clan's current leader is Natsuko Takaishi, who divorced her husband that died about 4 years ago. She has 2 sons, Yamato (Matt) and Takeru (TK). She is training Matt to be the new Ishida company leader. Anyway, first read the rule and then you can read the story.

Rule number 5678245: Before the heir can take his position as leader of the company, he or she must find a husband or a wife to fully claim his title as leader BEFORE the age of 20 or the title will be handed down to the next potential candidate. He or she:

a. must be of high status (child of a big company's owner, another clan's heir etc.)

b. must hold at least a TEENY bit of beauty (may be artificial)

c. will accept the proposal… willingly

So, the mummy and daddy are supposed to find the eligible spouse. As a result, ever since the heir (Matt) was 15, hordes of girls (and since they ARE rich, most of them have a big ego and, although some of them ARE born pretty, some have needle-placed noses, mouths… like Michael Jackson which, needless to say, worked) were thrust upon him. Some makes mild moves on him, cheats on him or just make him go stark crazy with suffocation.

Untill, Matt met a different girl and now let the story begin.

"What did you do to another girl this time, Yamato Ishida?" a blonde haired woman named Natsuko (Nancy in English) Takaishi asked, then she sighed and put her hand to her forehead. She looked up to the 18 year olds standing in front of her. One of them, a boy with bushy brown hair, brown eyes and tan skin , named Taichi Yagami (Tai Kamiya), gave her an innocent look. The girl, a girl with shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin like Tai, named Sora Takenouchi, looked around at the garden in where they were seated. The blonde boy, with blue eyes and fair skin, just looked like he didn't care what his mother had said, which was really how he felt.

"Well, answer me!" Natsuko snapped yet again to her son. "Mother, the 400th canidate you picked for me, Tsugi Otohime" Matt answered dully. "Shoved Sora aside when she talked to me, locked her in the boiler room when she thought Sora was my girlfriend, and cursed after every word she said to Tai when I ditched her to watch the preview of Rush Hour 3 with him, though she knew that I turned her offer with having a picnic with her POLITEY." he emphasized the word for his mother, even though she had already heard him.

"And, she threatened to blackmail our science teacher when he refused to pair me up with her and banned her from making any kind of move on me." Matt continued. Both Tai and Sora nodded frequently, informing Natsuko that Matt wasn't lying. Natsuko frowned.

"Make a move on you? That's what Corimunde did! Is the kiss also in the cheek? Why can't you just report her to the principal and NOT deal with her yourself? Did you know that her parents called and almost threatened to do something drastic as revenge for what happened? By God, I certainly would have if I woke up one day to find that my Takeru's skin turned pink! Had it not been for Izzy's smart reasoning we would have been in serious trouble!" Natsuko exclaimed.

Matt huffed. "She tried to kiss me in front of the whole class! On the lips!" he protested indignantly.

"That excuse is not good enough to also pour mercuric oxide on her hair!" Natsuko snapped. "For heaven's sake, Yamato! I cannot tolerate this anymore! You know that it does not take 2 weeks, 2 days or 3 weeks to turn a girl into a lady that passes your standards."

"Don't you mean your standards? I'll take her as long as I love her!" Matt argued, wanting to yell 'DUH!' at his mother. His mother ignored his speaking. "Of course, in spite of all this, I trust that you're feelings for women who are NOT a wife candidate have remained docile and non-murderous?"

"ANSWER ME YAMATO!" Natsuko fumed. She was getting pretty scary.

"Fine. Yes. In fact, I feel incredibly thankful to the opposite sex as of the moment," Matt said sarcastically.

A pleased and smug smile spread on his mother's face. "I hope you mean that seriously, my son, because I daresay you will find this news of mine rather disturbing if you're not."

"What's that?"

"We will have a guest arriving this afternoon. She will stay with us for 2 months so I expect you to treat her courteously and appropriately. Lack of propriety will not be tolerated, you man. Form a friendship with her in any way you can. Do that or I will personally make sure you and Tsugi will tie the knot… tightly!"

A silence filled the Ishida mansion as Matt fumed angrily. "A SHE!" Matt said, horrified. "But if it's a girl...WHY?!" he asked angrily. "She'd probably one of those rich snobs who's stuck up or a bitch! She'll surely, no... REALLY make my life a living hell!"

"My words exactly," Tai said, nodding and participating now that he was out of danger. "But since this is a very personal family matter, lovely Miss Sora and I—"

"—must be on our way," Sora continued, glancing nervously at them and started edging away, "as not to hinder a mother-son bonding—"

"—which is REALLY important—"

"Don't think you two are off the hook," Natsuko demanded sharply. "You will help my son or your parents will know what you have done! You two were part of this so you will pay the consequences."

"But I know nothing about girls!" cried Tai. Natsuko eyed him sharply. "You have a sister that you spent your whole life with!" Sora exclaimed.

"NOO!" Tai yelled. "What if she's so annoying she's worse than Sora OWW!" Tai finished with Sora pinching his ear.

"Actually, although I hate to admit it, Tai's right, Mrs. Takaishi. Most of the girls whom we've known and were once engaged to your son are missing in the Manners and Etiquette department. In fact, most of them are… well," Sora struggled to think of the right word.

"Egoistic? Rude? Self-centered? Big-headed? Bitchy?" Matt and Tai offered, glad to assist.

Sora snapped her fingers. "Exactly! They're right! Mrs. Takaishi, how can you be so sure that this one isn't like that rest of them?" she asked, apprehensively.

Natsuko smiled slyly. "Ah, but this girl's quite… different. I think she's what you call… one of the guys." Another silence filled the air for only a period of 1 minute.

"So… she's like the total opposite of what you usually pick for me. She's… what, a tomboy or something?" Matt asked slowly, seemingly unable to comprehend what his mother had just said.

His mother nodded. "Yes, and very much so. Her mother, Satoe, who is a close friend of mine, has been desperately trying to turn her into a lady but has not gotten any fruit from her labor. Her daughter is very-no—more than you can imagine, stubborn. So much that no one can crack her. I have met her and can justify that sentence fully. I know for a fact that she'd rather die than have even a drop of lipgloss on her lips."

Tai cocked an eyebrow. "Really? Wow. She's worthy of the show 'Twilight Zone,'" he remarked, smirking.

Natsuko continued, sighing. "She's a very ill-tempered girl, and a very closed shell. Nobody can make her open up. Nobody knows what happened. Her mother is desperate for the person who can melt the walls around her heart. Of course, I daresay it will be a nice change for all of you." As if jerked by a sudden jolt, Ms. Natsuko Takaishi lips curled into a smile. Way creepy smile. Creepier than an eye out of it's socket, which is creepier than ever.

Like the one when Mikani, a 15 year old sophomore (she skipped a grade because she's as smart as a genius) in their school (also the cook's daughter so they see her often), made that bitch Tsugi (remember her?) say she was a ugly wiener, get covered by hot sauce head to toe and eat a worm. Which looked like a villan took over the world. That creepy.

This was NOT good for man kind at all.

"NOOOO! NONONONONONONO FRICKIN' WAY! I WILL NOT DO IT!" Matt yelled, which could've almost made the windows crack.

"Oh yes, you will!" Natsuko said demandingly. "You will turn, at least try, to turn her into a real lady fit for your standing. That way, I feel it is the right time to give you another fiancée, you will not just cast her aside when you know how hard the training is to meet the requirements. Succeed, and you can say farewell to your engagement to Tsugi. Fail, expect that you will be spending the rest of your life with her and her…… parents." Sad to say (I was being sarcastic), she was not too fond of Tsugi's stupid and obnoxious, either.

Matt sputtered, "But-but I don't know anything about girls! Sure I date and all, but I hardly know what's on their heads! Heck, I don't even care!" he burst out angrily.

"That's why you will have Sora and Tai as partners," Natsuko continued, glancing at the 2. "A girl and a boy. And no, Tai, I DO NOT care if you don't know anything about women. This is part of the punishment."

Natsuko got up and smoothed her pants. "And now, if you'll excuse me, I have matters to attend to. See you at 4." She swept past them in a ruffle of feathers, letting the punishment be absorbed by the shocked teenagers.

Matt's Incredibly huge room the size of a large basement

"I can't believe she'd do something like this!" Matt howled, banging his head on the wall and getting a huge bruise. Tai was playing Red Steel at Matt's Wii. "Tell me about it," he grumbled, "I mean, I am a man! I'm not homosexual!"

Sora shrugged, and plopped down on the couch, (he has a couch in his room?!) currently reading a fashion magazine. "Well, it's a very exciting challenge, if you ask me."

"But you don't know anything about fashion!" the 2 boys exclaimed. Sora sighed. "I'll do the best I can." With that, she started flipping through the pages.

"Of course, I don't know about you guys but I think Mrs. Takaishi is stretching the truth a bit." She then went over to Tai and picked up a tray of cheezy doodles. "I mean, it's just so hard to believe that a girl we will know is.. uh… extremely tomboyish or something"

"Yeah, that's right." Tai agreed,"but Matt's mother is hardly the type of person who jokes. I'll eat horse's crap if she lies."

Matt scoffed, "I am 100 percent sure she is lying." It wasn't the first time his mother had lied to him.

"Bet you 100 bucks that Mrs. Takaishi's telling the truth," Tai dared, grinning.

Matt smirked and grabbed the last cheezy doodle. "You're on," he said cockily.

Sora raised an eyebrow, a smile on he face. "Yeah well, I'm going down to fetch more cheezy doodles. You guys are gluttons. Oh, and make sure both of you clean up the mess or Yolei will have a fit," she then went and closed the door behind her.

"I still cannot believe that there is a girl out there besides Mikani that will rather die than put those—what do you call them?—oh yeah, lipsgloss on their mouths. I mean, eversince we stepped into the hallways of our school, we were surrounded by girls worthy of landing a spot in Vain Valley." Matt said absent-mindedly, looking at Tai shoot the guys.

Tai shrugged. "I guess this change is not new to the outside world. But our school, you have to admit, is practically the most prestigious school next to Harvard. I mean, it's high class, dude. What do you expect?"

"Yeah…." Matt agreed

A few minutes before Sora was gone, Tai slapped his forehead and exclaimed, "I forgot to tell her there's no more cheezy doodles!" he scrambled after Sora, leaving the door swinging open.

"HEY! TELL HER I WANT SOME ROYAL (an orange soda from the Philippines)!" Matt hollered, running after them.

He ran after them, down the hallway and craning his head. Then, he saw Tai's head at the top of the stairs. Sora's head was visible too and both of them were standing still, their mouths dropped open. Upon reaching them, he tapped both on the shoulder. "Umm.. Tai? Sora?" Matt said, waving his left hand in front of their faces wildly.

Neither one responded. They were much too busy looking at a 17 year old girl standing next to Natsuko.

Natsuko called her son to her side. His eyes bulged.

Tai suddenly whispered, smirking, "Give me my 100 bucks, Mr. I-Am-Always-Right."

"I thought our visitor was a girl. That is not a girl." Matt said, confused.

But then, he saw the unmistakable form of the upper body of a woman. Only, with this one, it was covered in tan baggy-and when I say baggy-I mean BAGGY- pants, a football jersey and, oh frickin shit, is that a Nike limited edition baseball cap? He tried so hard to get one of those babies! They were SO damn rare! The visitor looked up, revealing gorgeous chesnut eyes (which were currently obscured by the cap). It wasn't the way she dressed, either. She had this swagger that all men have and signifies that that man was a macho-man and not a wuss. But that half smile … oh crap.

Accidentally, her cap tilted and fell and, to the group's astonishment, luscious honey brown hair cascaded in waves that ended to her waist. The visitor scowled and hurriedly put the cap back on, causing Natsuko to smile amusedly.

Matt's eyes widened. 'Oh,crap. That's a girl, not a boy! Now I owe Tai a 100 bucks!' he thought, astonished.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! IT'S A GIRL?!" You should know who said that.

That was the end of chapter 1! OH MY GOD that was the longest thing I've ever written. I'm so frickin tired!

I actually had this for a long time but forgot about it, so please don't kill me. Well, I hope you enjoy. Please, feel free to review.

I kind of need about 5 reviews for each chapter, is that OK? Because if not, I will reduce it to 3. I hope you all liked it!

Well, Peace out, my friends! I hope you all liked it! Have a great day, peeps!

Beatrice