Calendar Challenge
I wrote this challenge after seeing 'Calendar Girls' for the second time, and having written down some interesting lines that I thought could be related to Harry Potter. It was nearly midnight at the time, so please excuse any mistakes.
The Calendar Challenge:
I challenge anyone interested to write a Hogwarts version of Calendar Girls. It must include a nude calendar and the following characters and plot devices:
McGonagall, Hermione, Ginny, Trelawny, Sprout and Pomfrey must all feature in the calendar.
McGonagall must either be with, or have been with Dumbledore.
An international tea tray competition must be held.
These lines must feature:
"I had no idea broccoli could be so intriguing."
"Now, can anyone see my nipples?"
"That's easy to say when you've got your knickers on!"
"I'm (however many) years old. If I'm not gona get 'em out now, when am I?"
"We're going to need considerably bigger buns."
"Don't tell me, someone's grown a u shaped marrow!"
Feel free to adjust any words to make them more appropriate, but please keep the gist the same.
Extra points if you include:
"No matter what you think of the idea, you're looking at January!"
"Bra's off to avoid strap marks."
"Dumbledore didn't see me naked until the spring of '56." Said McGonagall. "What happened in the spring of '56?" asked (insert name). "There was a newt in the shower bucket at (insert place here)." replied McGonagall
"And the carrot?"
"And here is (insert name) to lead us through the world of rugs." She pauses to listen to the person next to her. "No, I stand corrected; it's on all forms of carpeting."
"Thank god," said Hermione, "I thought it might be boring."
"You're nude in the (insert paper) dear."
"One minute the dressing gown was on, the next it was just me and the hat!"
"10 grams of oregano. The only thing that'd be dangerous in is a quiche!"
"It's no big deal. We've all got the same bits, just in different sizes."
"I know for a fact that (insert name)'s coming from (insert place) with their collection of tea towels."
They must raise somewhere in the region of six hundred thousand galleons.
If you write a story in answer to this challenge, please let me know, as I'd like to read them.
I will be posting my story after this chapter.