Episode 1 - Welcome To Jurassic Island
Disclaimer- I do not own Total Drama or any of its characters, primarily Chris and Chef. The contestants you see here are all mine though and the concept is...eh. The right to claim who's concept about dinosaurs roaming a Total Drama is a 'I don't know' subject. All rights are reserved for Teletoon, Cartoon Network, Fresh TV, and others associated with this show.
Note- For one, I would like to credit BaconBaka for helping me come up with this season. For two, this season is the first installment in the Time Exploration Series which will consist of Total Drama seasons basing on different historical and memorable eras and basically the most cliched places to explore in time travel sci-fi flicks. The first season is of course the Mesozoic Era with dinosaurs and rawr. Also, no deaths so you're safe.
I also apologize to those who are waiting for me to update my other stories but honestly, they might end up being canceled, abandoned, or placed a long hiatus. The story I'm talking about is Total Drama Supreme, and mainly it's because of not having written it for so long that I kinda forget what all my plots were and what I had planned. So as such, it will most likely be placed on hiatus for about...till I catch up and remember all that I have planned.
The Viewer's Choice Universe will be abandoned mainly due to lack of readers and interest from anyone in general and so I believe hardly anyone would care if I just get rid of the Viewer's Choice Universe or just continue on.
But as for this new Time Exploration Universe, I'm hoping it will end up catching some interests from fellow readers and viewers. And to those readers and viewers I say:
Hope you all enjoy it!
Now let's get on with the show!
Day 1- The Island Is Open
An island stood straight dab in the middle of the large possible Atlantic/Pacific Ocean. It had a large active volcano, large trees, and...a prehistoric landscape.
Standing on the docks, was a man in his 30s, grinning proudly.
"Welcome viewers!" Chris grinned. "It is I, Chris McLean! Back with another season of Total Drama after Season...whatever season this universe applies to."
Chris cleared his throat.
"As you can see, things are...totally different," Chris chuckled. "Let's start with..."
A roar could be heard. A large roar that probably would've made children pee their pants. Yet Chris stood there with a grin.
"...That," Chris chuckled. "As you can see, we're in a prehistoric island infested with dinosaurs. From the small 'whateveryoucallit' to the large 'howeveryoupronouncethat'..."
Chris chuckled as he threw some notecards away into the ocean. Immediately they were sucked into the water as Chris smiled to the camera.
"...This season will be brutal with an all new cast consisting of 18 teenagers that will either bring it...or lose it...for one million dollars," Chris chuckled.
So, who will make it out on top?
Will they get eaten by dinosaurs?
Will I get eaten by dinosaurs?
Hopefully not...because this is...
TOTAL
DRAMA
JURASSIC ISLAND!
(intro cue)
On a boat, a male with black short slicked hair with his hair popping back stared at the waters as the boat headed in the direction he faced. He wore a brown three-fourth sleeved shirt with blue jeans and running shoes. Leaning against the rails of the boat and staring off into the distance, he gave a chuckle.
"Early bird gets the worm," the male said. "That's what they say at least heh."
"Oh yes, I totally agree!" a feminine voice agreed.
The male jumped and turned around, spotting a girl with a light brown beret, yellow and blue paint on one side of her cheek, and orangey-yellow hair. She wore a blue and white three-fourth sleeved shirt complete with small jean shorts and a red plaid button-up tied around her waist.
She was currently painting with the complete artist's set of a paintbrush and a palette, her tongue sticking out to keep the right touches just right.
"Um, were you always there?" the male asked, chuckling sheepishly.
"Who, me?" the female asked, not taking her eyes and hands off the painting.
"Yeah, uh..." the male was about to continue, but did not know her name.
"Archia," Archia smiled. "Artist since the age of 6 and still continuing!"
"Gallum," Gallum nodded. ""I'm known as the...'Early Bird' back at home heh."
"Interesting," Archia noted. "I can add an early bird to this picture. Yes yes...I see it now. The bird will chirp from it's cage right there..."
She formed a square shape with her hands to get the spot just right.
"Excellent!" Archia chirped proudly. "Thank you very much Gallum!"
"Uh...okay?" Gallum was confused, but he gave a slight chuckle anyway. This girl was strange, enthusiastic, but one look at her art would tell him...that she was talented too.
She was painting the ocean and was now adding a birdcage with a bird.
A boy with black hair and three curled 'horns' from the fronts of his hair and the tips of the 'horns' dyed red found a bench to sit. He wore black fingerless gloves, looked buff, had a black T-shirt and black pants and was looking grim.
He sat on a lawn chair next to a girl with red hair tied into a ponytail. She had freckles and had a red jacket along with khakis. Her expression was somewhat similar, but her eyes directed toward the boy with the curled 'horns'.
"What the?" the girl asked.
"...What?" the boy looked at the girl. "You want something?"
"Yeah, what the hell is with the bad hair day?" the girl asked.
"What'd you say you b*tch?" the boy asked, looking irritated.
"You heard me," the girl said. "What's with the bad hair day?"
"Say that again b*tch!" the boy jumped up, suddenly angry, threatening with his fist.
"Resorting to violence against a girl?" the girl looked surprised. "What a man you are."
"I'm more manly than your goddamn daddy and grandaddy!" the boy glared. "You wanna go b*tch?!"
"Do you know any other words than b*tch?" the girl asked. "For your information, my name isn't B*tch. It's Ally. What's your name? *sshole?"
"Gaaah!" the boy yelled. "It's Tryker you stupid /censored/!"
Ally looked taken aback by Tryker's anger.
"Wow, someone needs anger management problems," Ally crossed her arms, nodding.
"Get the hell out of my face unless you want a beating!" Tryker roared. "I'm not afraid to hit girls! Go ahead, say that again about my hair! I'll show you a bad hair day myself!"
"Uh...it's ugly?" Ally asked, raising an eyebrow.
"That's it!" Tryker growled. "I'm tossing you off this boat!"
"Gotta run now," Ally quickly ran off as Tryker was then splashed on the head with a water balloon.
Angry he chased after Ally...but slid on the water left by the balloon and tripped to the ground.
Peering through a telescope, a girl with a red headband that had devil horns as its main design and silky black hair gave a snicker. She had blush marks on her cheeks and wore a red jacket with a heart that was struck by an arrow. She also wore black leggings and sneakers and gave a snicker.
"Hey now, that wasn't cool," a voice came from an African-Canadian. He was tall...like...really tall, and wore a white T-shirt along with brown pants. He had a buzzcut and looked at the girl with the devil-horned headband.
"Who says?" the girl asked, challenging with a devious smirk.
"Oh, you're one of those troublemakers huh?" the boy asked. "Name's Bronx."
"Hello Bronx, you're really tall," the girl chuckled.
"I get that a lot," Bronx gave nod with a smile.
"Name's Ceres," Ceres introduced herself. "But you call me...the Devilish Damsel!"
"Devious Damsel?" Bronx asked Ceres, who was examining him.
"Yep!" Ceres chuckled.
"...Is that why you tossed a water balloon at that guy over there?" Bronx asked, referring to Tryker.
"Yeah!" Ceres gave a nod.
"...Okay..." Bronx slowly backed off a bit. Clearly, this girl was trouble. To him and possibly to anyone. So maybe he had to back away from this very dangerous...
"Oh, your fly's down," Ceres told Bronx.
Bronx looked down and noticed his pants zipper still zipped up.
"Made ya look!" Ceres laughed.
Bronx was silent. Nevermind, this was just a troublemaker. A really enthusiastic one too.
As Ally ran around the ship, a girl with a crew cut and wearing leather jacket and jeans was walking around the ship.
Ally was about to run straight into the girl but immediately, with a whoosh...a strong boy with light brown Hugh Jackman-like hair along with green shorts, a metallic necklace, and a white T-shirt grabbed the girl before she could bump into the running Ally.
"Please, be more careful Miss!" the boy called out to Ally through his thick Russian accent. He then looked at the girl with the crew cut. "You okay Miss?"
"Yeah totally fine," the girl gave a shrug.
"You must be more careful," the boy told the girl. "I will not let anyone get hurt on my watch!"
He said this with pure determination as the girl just raised an eyebrow at him.
"What are you...my high school principal?" the girl asked.
"Hm?" the boy looked at the girl confused. "I am no principal. I am Ivanko, from Russia."
"And I am Pacci, from planet Earth," Pacci gave a mocking bow. "Pleased to meet you old man."
"I am not old," the boy known as Ivanko said. "I am same age as you...how old are you?"
"17," Pacci gave a blunt reply.
"Then I am one year older than you," Ivanko gave a nod.
"That's really fascinating," Pacci rolled her eyes. "But I prefer to not have someone watch my back."
"But it is my blood," Ivanko responded. "I must protect others who are in immediate danger."
"Cool," Pacci waved her hand. "Have fun with that alright?"
As Pacci left, Ivanko stood there confused.
"Strange woman," Ivanko noted before walking away.
As Ivanko walked off, a short chubby boy with blonde neatly combed hair and somewhat fancy clothes walked around, looking down. He was most notably quite young, possibly being the youngest out of the casts you might see here. As he continued to walk, he continued to look down. That is...until he bumped into something with an 'oof'.
Or should one say, someone?
The person himself was a big muscular teenager with brown messy hair. He wore a brown button-up and khakis and had a tattoo on his arm that was of a skull.
"Ay, fat kid, ya gonna apologize or what?" the muscular boy yanked the short boy by his fancy dress clothes.
"Ah I, I, I, I didn't mean to bump into you like that," the chubby boy shivered. "I swear!"
"Hmm...what to do with you?" the muscular boy asked. "Maybe give you a major wedgie is what I'm gonna do."
"No no no please," the chubby boy tried to get free from the boy's grip. "I got money! I can pay you!"
"Money?" the muscular boy's face lit up. "How much money?"
"Um um...I got 20 with me right now..." the chubby boy gulped.
"...Hand it over kid...then maybe I'll forget beating your face into a chubby pulp," the muscular boy told him.
The chubby boy shivered as he handed the muscular boy twenty bucks. And with glee the muscular boy took the money and grinned.
"A deal is a deal," the muscular boy cackled. "Name's Tyran. And don't you go forgetting that chubby boy, kahahahaha!"
The chubby boy was silent.
"And what's your name twerp?" Tyran asked with a nasty grin. "I gotta know who I'll be picking on..."
The chubby boy gulped.
"Say it twerp, unless you want an early beating," Tyran told the chubby boy.
"Cosgo!" Cosgo shivered in fear.
"Cosgo?" Tyran asked. "What a p*ssy of a name..."
Tyran laughed again as he walked off. Cosgo on the other hand...didn't look too good.
A shady guy had examined this moment occur. This person had black dark hair with a kind of spike streaking through the middle of his hair. He also had a black button-up with black pants and dark brown shoes. He grimaced as he examined the contestants all around him.
Narrowing his eyes and keeping his hands in his pocket he began to think.
"...Weak, the lot of them..." the shady guy muttered under his breath. "This will be easy..."
"Wow, are you talking to yourself?" a female voice asked. It belonged to a girl with rosy cheeks, long black hair, and most notably a diamond necklace. In one ear was a gold earring, on one wrist was an emerald bracelet. She wore a light brown long-sleeved collared shirt as well as khaki shorts.
Her expression? A mixture of classic curiosity, confusion, and interest.
"...What's it to ya?" the guy asked.
"Nothing, I'm just kinda looking for someone to talk to," the girl said.
The guy thought about this for a moment...then gave a nod.
"Sure thing...what do you want to talk about?" the guy asked.
"Well...firstly, let's start with names," the girl suggested with a smile. "Please call me Sora. As you can see, I like jewelry. One can say I'm sort of a fanatic when it comes to jewelry."
"Call me Spyne," Spyne introduced himself. "...I'm just your typical shady guy in the corner."
"Aren't those like the loner types?" the girl known as Sora asked. "Doesn't it get lonely for them?"
"That's the purpose of being a loner," Spyne explained. "Being lonely all the time."
"Sounds like a harsh lifestyle," Sora noted.
"What do you expect?" Spyne asked with sneaky grin. His grin revealed his sharp teeth. "A road with pink roses everywhere? That's a laugh."
"Actually, I expected loners to stay in alleyways and dark corners," Sora noted with a smile.
"That...that was sarcasm," Spyne groaned for a moment.
"Oh," Sora looked down.
"Anyway, I gotta roll," Spyne told Sora.
"Okay," Sora gave a smile.
"Nice meeting ya," Spyne said as he hurried along.
Whew. Truth be told, he liked it alone. Sora was just another person he had to peel off the floor and toss in the trash. Meaning he came to do one thing: to win.
In the boat by a table, was a male with brown hair that was wild and looked typical like a lion's mane. The male had green eyes and was rather of medium stature, wearing black gloves, a white lab coat, white pants, and black boots.
He was carefully examining a beaker consisting of a black substance. As he examined, he had worn a black gas mask, and was carefully recording his calculations and observations.
Then with a swoosh, a vice appeared.
"What is that?!" a female asked, excited and giddily.
The male jumped and almost dropped the beaker of poison. He took off his gas mask revealing his green eyes normal face. "
"Don't do that!" the male groaned.
The female herself had orange hair that was tied into a really long ponytail. She had on a safari hat, along with a light brown vest, a white and gray striped T-shirt, binoculars hanging from her neck, and brown shorts equipped with a pocket that had a lot of survival materials inside.
"Sorry," the female giggled. "I just get really excited seeing something so cool!"
"You think this here is cool?" the male raised an eyebrow, gesturing to the beaker of a venomous black substance. "It's pretty dangerous."
"What's wrong with danger?" the female asked with a smirk. "I am Sophie! Wilderness Explorer! And I live for danger!"
"That's nice," the male gave a shrug. "I am Dil. Toxicologist. I live to study poisonous toxins and make sure no one else can get harmed by them."
"Do you use the poison on rats or something?" the girl known as Sophie tilted her head.
"What?" the male known as Dil was wide-eyed and confused. "No! As a toxicologist, we just study the substance to you know, discover what makes it poisonous and stuff like that."
"That sounds really awesome," Sophie grinned.
"No!" Dil groaned with a cringe. "It's not awesome. It's dangerous. And something that only an expert should handle."
"Hehe, whatever you say," Sophie grinned at Dil.
"...Why do I get the feeling you're gonna have an end goal of actually touching the poison?" Dil asked Sophie.
"I don't know," Sophie grinned with a hum.
A seat away, a girl with a fluffy scarf, a gray coat, and black boots, and a black skirt was sitting, examining the two.
She had black silky hair and was quite beautiful actually. Of course, you know what they say about beauty. There is usually a beast inside.
Or...beauty and the beast.
"Those two seem to be...quite of use," the girl muttered to herself quietly. "Especially the male one..."
She gave a hum as she stood up from her table and began to walk off...only she was stopped by a boy with a unique hair design. It consisted of plate-like spikes going on in all sorts of directions. He also wore a black suit and black pants along with round glasses.
"Oh my, who might you be?" the girl asked sweetly.
The boy looked at the girl.
"Oh...me?" the boy asked. "You ask for me?"
"Yes. I did," the girl gave a nod.
"...Staggs is name," the boy named Staggs gave a smile. "Staggs no smart. People always say Staggs stupid."
"Oh dear," the girl faked her sympathetic look and gave a hidden smirk that basically read, 'Perfect'.
And in a positive light for her.
Staggs shrugged.
"...Are you rich by chance?" the girl asked.
"No," Staggs shook his head. "Why you think Staggs rich?"
The girl eyed his clothes with a sparkling glance. A sparkling glance that was probably fake.
"Staggs' clothes?" Staggs asked. "Staggs clothes is rich?"
"Possibly," the girl noted. "I mean, it is a type of fancy suit. Something someone with money would be able to buy."
"Hm, I see," Staggs noted. "So Staggs really is rich. Maybe rich all this time. Staggs clueless..."
"Now now, everyone has their quirks," the girl smiled. "You may not be bright...but that's what make you special."
"That is nice," Staggs gave it a thought...unless that expression was something else.
"Call me Dakota," Dakota smiled somewhat deviously.
"Okay Dakota," Staggs gave a nod. "Like what other people say. See you early!"
"See you 'soon' or 'later'," Dakota corrected.
"Oh," Staggs looked down again before walking off. "Staggs stupid!"
Staggs hit himself on the forehead as punishment.
And as he left, Dakota showed her full-on irritation.
"Oh yeah, that kid is gonna be an irritation to work with," Dakota shook her head silently. "But it's all about patience. I'm gonna see how useful he can be..."
Up on the highest part of the boat was a blonde girl with curvy lengths of hair locks. She was currently working on what seems to be a backpack with wings. Appearance-wise, she wore a white overall that was mixed with a white skirt and had a pink sweater underneath the overalls.
She continued fixing the backpack with a screwdriver and grinned to herself.
"Perfect," she smiled.
Unbeknownst to her, a fingerless gloved hand reached down toward her pocket. The hand itself managed to swipe what seems to be a small metal box.
"What the heck is this?" the person with the fingerless gloved hand asked. It was a female who had goggles, not yet worn of course. She had long black hair that was zig-zagged in a way and had gray and white streaks. She also wore a black turtleneck and had one gray jeans. With her was also a handbag as well as a sneaky smile on her face.
"Eep!" the girl who was fixing the backpack jumped. "Please don't touch that!"
She grabbed the metal cube.
"Is it valuable?" the girl with the goggles perked her head curiously.
"To me, yes," the girl who was fixing her backpack nodded.
"Then it could have some...monetary value," the girl with the goggles grinned sneakily.
"Uh uh," the girl shook her head. "You are not getting your hands on this. I need it to fix my jetpack."
"Jetpack?" the girl with goggles looked excited and interested. "That sounds awesome!"
"Mm, is it really?' the girl fixing her backpack asked.
"It's the 21st century and I still haven't seen traces of flying cars yet," the girl with goggles said. "So yeah, jetpacks are awesome."
"Well, then, now you know why you can't have this," the girl fixing her backpack gave a nod.
"Fine fine, I'll lay my hands off that cube," the girl with goggles slyly said. "But that doesn't mean I won't reach into your pockets and say...steal some cash from your wallet?"
"How'd you know I had a wallet?' the girl stopped fixing her backpack, looking creeped out.
"Oh I just guessed on that one," the girl with goggles laughed to herself. "But now I know you do have a wallet. And it'll be ripe for the snatching."
She rubbed her hands greedily.
"Call me Valora by the way," the girl with the goggles introduced herself.
"Terra," the girl fixing her backpack nodded.
"Nice to meet ya Terra," Valora gave a sly look. "Really nice to meet ya..."
"Uh huh," Terra noted. "I'm gonna have to create some sort of drone to protect me if you're around."
Valora clicked her tongue.
"I love a good challenge," Valora chuckled. "Oh and by the way..."
Valora waved five bucks in the air.
"Ya gotta watch out and keep your money safe y'know," Valora grinned.
"What the," Terra blinked in astonishment and shock.
Valora hopped off the high point and landed on her feet when she hit the ground. As Terra saw this...she cursed to herself.
"Damn it!"
The boat blew a horn, signifying it's arrival to the large prehistoric island. With a happy smile, the contestants could see Chris McLean, standing proudly on the dock.
"Welcome contestants!" Chris grinned. "Welcome!"
The boat itself parked by the docks and let down a plank for the 18 contestants to cross over.
"Wow, Chris McLean," Valora whistled. "Nice volcano you got up there."
"Is that the only thing you noticed?" Chris raised an eyebrow.
"Yep, pretty much," Valora shrugged.
"What is this place?" Dil asked, raising an eyebrow.
After all the contestants were on the dock, the boat itself departed as Chris stood before his victims...er...viewer-bringing contestants.
"Well Dil, I'm about to answer that," Chris grinned. "Welcome to Jurassic Island! As the name implies, what you're seeing here is an island that we found not too long ago. An island, inhabited by real-life dinosaurs!"
"Wait, what?" Pacci asked in disbelief.
"Didn't the dinosaurs, y'know, die like a long long time ago?" Ally asked.
"They sure did, but this island is a special island," Chris grinned. "Those dinosaur scientists or whatever you call them. They can't explain it. But the producers for all things reality TV decided this island would be perfect for another season of Total Drama. That and if you bothered to read your contracts, you would know we would be hosting our next season of Total Drama...here!"
"With real living dinosaurs?" Cosgo gulped.
"Meh, I can take them," Tyran grinned, cracking his knuckles. "How scary can a few dinosaurs be?"
A sudden loud roar was heard and the contestants were immediately shocked. Tyran's grin faded into fear.
"What was that?" Sora asked, wide-eyed.
"Whatever it was," Tryker began. "Didn't sound too friendly."
"So uh, how is this gonna work?" Gallum asked.
"Well first...let me give you a tour," Chris grinned.
Chris led the 18 contestants to a campsite that was not far from the docks. It was a campsite that just didn't have any trees. It was a campsite that had stumps and some benches installed as well as an outhouse and a recently built wooden kitchen complete with a window used to serve the food. A notable outhouse was noted and inside the outhouse would be a toilet and a notable amount of leaves and ferns growing out from below.
"Now, because we're risking life and death by just walking around to different places, we decided to combine the cafeteria with the outhouse confessional with the elimination room, all into one," Chris grinned. "You get your delicious Chef Hatchet-made meals from none other than Chef Hatchet over by his kitchen. The Confessional Outhouse is right there for your daily businesses and daily temptations to confess all those juicy secrets you hold. And this place will also be the dreaded Campfire Ceremony, where the losing team will report here to vote off one of their own...and they can never come back to this island...EVER!"
"That's good cause, who the hell wants to come back to this island anyway?" Ally asked.
"Why can't we quit the game?" Tryker muttered. "That's the bigger question."
"Because it's in your contracts," Chris said. "Wouldn't make sense to sign up and then quit at the start of the game now would it?"
Confessional: New Prehistoric Confessional!
Ally: Actually, I didn't want to come here in the first place. But mom and dad forced me to come here and said it would be good to practice my 'social' skills. As if my social skills need practicing.
Pacci: (crossed her arms) So. This is the Total Drama Confessional? Looks awful. Smells awful too...
"So, what are the teams?" Sophie asked, excitedly.
"Glad you asked Sophie," Chris grinned. "I got the team list, right here!"
He pulled out a list and grinned.
"Whoa ho," Gallum blinked. "Aren't we moving a little too fast Chris?"
The contestants were silent upon hearing that. Tyran laughed hard.
"...I meant..." Gallum began.
"Ignoring that," Chris shivered. "...We'll be dividing you into two teams."
"I bet this kid will enjoy a little division," Tyran jerked his thumb at the embarrassed Gallum, laughing.
"That...didn't make sense," Dil muttered.
"...When I call your name, please head right on this side," Chris cleared his throat pointing to the contestant's left. "Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sora, Sophie, Staggs, and Tryker!"
The contestants who were called headed to the left.
"You guys will be known as...the Hungry Herbivores!" Chris grinned.
"Hungry Herbivores?" Pacci asked.
"But I am Staggs," Staggs told Chris. "Staggs' name not Hungry Herbivores."
"Oh boy," Tryker sighed to himself.
"As for the rest of you," Chris turned to the others whose names have not been called. "Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, and Valora!"
The contestants that were just called looked at one another.
"You will be known as...the Crazy Carnivores!" Chris grinned.
"Crazy...Carnivores," Dil repeated slowly.
"Man, these names are sh*t McLean!" Tyran complained.
"Shut it," Chris whined. "The producers were the ones who came up with these names! Not me!"
"Mmhm, sure McLean," Ally crossed her arms.
"Question Chris?" Dakota raised her hand.
"Yes Dakota?" Chris asked.
"Where will we be staying?" Dakota asked, looking around. "I don't think you mentioned our sleeping arrangements."
"That's because I didn't," Chris said as his expression turned into a sadistic grin. "And that's also because it will be your first challenge!"
"First challenge already?" Pacci groaned.
"Fun fun!" Sophie smiled.
"Your job, as a team, is to go ahead and construct a little home," Chris grinned. "It can be a camp. It can be a treehouse. Anything! You'll be given a time limit of 3 hours. And once those 3 hours are up, I'll have 4 judges judge your home based on how it looks, how it feels, how it is placed together, and how safe it is."
"So um, we can pick any place throughout the island?" Cosgo asked.
"Any place but here or the docks," Chris shrugged as he looked at his watch. "Well Herbivores and Carnivores...your 3 hours start...
...
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...Now! Roar like the wind!"
The contestants just stood there, staring at Chris.
"What are you doing?" Chris asked. "Stop staring at me and go construct your little habitat! 3 hours just started! Move! Move! Move!"
The Herbivores and Carnivores looked at one another and ran in opposite directions.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Herbivores had headed into the right direction, examining the scenery around them.
"Is this a jungle or what?" Ceres grinned deviously.
"Gee, I haven't noticed," Pacci rolled her eyes. "I thought we were at Malibu."
"Be respectful of others Pacci," Ivanko told Pacci.
"Oh go stuff your mouth with a pantyhose," Pacci crossed her arms.
"I beg pardon?" Ivanko raised an eyebrow at that statement.
"Guys," Sora frowned. "It's not two minutes into our first challenge and already we're fighting? We have to get along as a team if we want to win."
"Sure thing," Tryker responded. "Just don't you guys piss me off and we're good."
"Oh right," Ceres snickered. "Yeah, remember that water balloon that hit you on the head today Tryker? That was me."
"What?!" Tryker looked irritated.
"You didn't hear what I said?" Ceres asked with a devious smile. "I said-"
"I know what you said," Tryker frowned. "I got ears you know!"
"Funny," Ceres giggled to herself. "That hairdo of yours says otherwise."
"GAH!" Tryker clenched his fist. "What the f*ck is wrong with my hair?!"
"Don't ask me," Ceres giggled. "You styled it yourself didn't you?"
Tryker growled as Archia placed a hand on Ceres.
"You might want to tone it down a bit," Archia told Ceres. "The three-horned boy doesn't seem to enjoy your comments about his hair."
"But that's what makes it fun," Ceres grinned.
Confessional: It's all fun and games till you piss Tryker off.
Tryker: Of course I'm on a team with a girl that loves to piss me off. *sshole!
Ceres: Do I like to pick on Tryker? Hehe. Yes I do!
"So guys, why'd you join Total Drama?" Bronx asked, attempting to stop the fight. "I did it for the money. What about you guys?"
"Everyone's doing it for the money," Pacci rolled her eyes.
"Staggs no do it for money," Staggs shook his head. "Staggs want to make family proud by getting money."
"You're still doing it for the money," Pacci deadpanned.
"Oh," Staggs looked down. "Sorry. Staggs not smart."
"I can see that," Pacci rolled her eyes.
"Be nice," Ivanko told Pacci.
"Who are you, my brother?" Pacci frowned at Ivanko. "Get lost freak."
"That wasn't very nice either," Archia pointed out.
"Ah go stuff your head in the trash can," Pacci walked further ahead than the others.
Confessional: But...there are no trash cans around.
Pacci: It should be f*cking obvious that I don't want to be here. But now that I am, I might as well try...to have fun for myself. (smirks)
Ivanko: Pacci is difficult. She reminds me of sister back in Russia. She was always mean to me. But as highly trained bodyguard, it is duty to protect and take care of others. Even those that rebel like Pacci. (smiles)
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora
Since the Hungry Herbivores went to the left, the Crazy Carnivores went to the right, which had much more jungle and bushes than the left did.
Tyran lifted up a tree as Gallum ducked.
"Why didn't we follow the Herbivores?" Gallum asked.
"Because dipsh*t," Tyran began. "We ain't gonna follow those lame old losers. If juvie has taught me anything, it's that to survive, you do the opposite of what your opponents do. That way, it's now fate that decides on who's better. And that's how I became the King of Juvie!"
"The King of Juvie huh," Dil raised an eyebrow.
"What, you want me to dump your head in a pile of sh*t muchacho?" Tyran threatened Dil.
"No no," Dil raised his hand in defeat. "Just repeating what you said heh."
"In other words, he probably meant it," Ally shrugged.
With that said, Tyran grabbed Dil by the shirt collar.
"Agh!" Dil was wide-eyed.
"I'm gonna bash your face in jack*ss," Tyran clenched his fist preparing to punch.
"Leave his wallet and valuables for me!" Valora smiled at Tyran.
Tyran's fist was then stopped by Spyne, who had placed his hands on it.
"Um...let's save the punching and death threats after the challenge...alright?" Spyne suggested.
Tyran frowned and dropped Dil.
"Fine," Tyran frowned. Then he gave Dil a threatening look.
"Ooh," Dakota gave a flirtatious smile. "Such leadership potential."
"...Um...yeah," Spyne raised an eyebrow at Dakota.
Confessional: A state flirts with a human body part. Funny.
Spyne: Me? Leadership? No. A thousand times no. I work alone. I'll do whatever the heck my team wants me to do but I am not gonna lead one. Doing whatever my team wants is already bad enough.
Dakota: Spyne seems to be a perfect potential ally, but will he fall for my charms is the big question. (gives an evil smirk)
"So guys, um, we're really here right?" Cosgo gave a nervous chuckle at his teammates.
"Are you amnesiac or what?" Tyran frowned. "Of course we're here dipsh*t."
"Watch your language around him please," Terra looked up from her backpack with a frown. She carried the backpack and was still attempting to fix it.
"He's gonna grow up to curse eventually," Ally shrugged. "I don't see the point in watching our language."
"Wait...he's a kid?" Valora blinked.
"Um, yeah," Ally said with the roll of her eyes as if it was the most obvious fact. "What'd you think he was?"
"I thought he was just really really short," Valora noted. "Sorry little guy."
She patted Cosgo on the head as he chuckled a bit.
"It's alright," Cosgo chuckled. "My parents warned me about being mistaken for a really short teenager so I don't have any feelings."
"How old are you if I may ask?" Dil asked Cosgo.
"14 years old," Cosgo answered.
"14 years?" Dakota asked pulling off a fake sense of being impressed. "My my, you must be so brave coming to this all by yourself. And you're so cute too!"
"Heh heh, thanks miss!" Cosgo blushed a bit.
"He's like a big adorable teddy bear," Dakota began to hug Cosgo as his face brightened.
Confessional: Not as cuddly as 'Beary'...
Dakota: (smirks) They invited a kid on Total Drama? That's hilarious! And the thing with kids...is that they are hella gullible.
Cosgo: (smiling) Wow. My team is like the nicest team ever! I mean, Dakota seems really nice, Valora, sure she mistook me as a short teenager but she apologized and that makes her nice too...and all in all my entire team is nice...except for Tyran. (shivers) He kinda scares me...
(Chris's Headquarters)
Chris watched the contestants continue to walk. And frankly, he looked really bored.
"Where are all the dinosaurs?" Chris frowned. "The screaming! The terror! The roar of the dinosaur?!"
A roar erupted.
"...Not bad," Chris nodded.
"Chris!" a voice cried.
Chris raised an eyebrow as seven interns popped in.
Intern number one was a teenaged boy with black hair and looked to be of a normal build. This...was Steven.
Intern number two was a teenaged boy with black hair that covered one eye and seemed to be lanky. This...was Leon.
Intern number three was a male who seemed to be of Indian ethnicity and looked to be...not enjoying his time here. This...was Noah.
Intern number four was a short male with glasses and was the smallest out of all of them, maybe an inch shorter than Noah. This...was Edison.
Intern number five was a slender male with a red headband and brown hair. This...was Tyler.
Intern number six was a strong male with curved up brown hair. This...was Albert.
And the final intern was a large chubby blonde male with an appetite to spare. This...was Owen.
And now that we are done introducing the seven interns, back to the unheeded program.
"Oh, hello Owen," Chris grinned at Owen. "And Steven, Leon, Noah, Edison, Tyler, and Albert. How are you guys?"
"Doing poorly, thank you," Noah crossed his arms.
"There was a giant lizard of some kind out there!" Tyler exclaimed.
"A Europasaurus, part of the sauropod family...the really small sauropods to be exact," Edison pointed out.
"Thank you Edison for the unnecessary dinosaur trivia," Chris rolled his eyes. "But yeah, we're on a dinosaur island. After all, it's why we call it Total Drama Jurassic Island."
"Ohhh..." Tyler noted. "So that's what it was."
"What it was?" Chris asked, confused.
"Someone basically whited out the 'J', 'u', 'r', 'i', and 'c' from the title of the season on our interning descriptions," Noah informed Chris. He gave a glance at a whistling Leon.
"Yeah, I wonder who would've committed such an act," Leon looked around. "I'm thinking it's Albert."
"What?" Albert raised an eyebrow. "Why me?"
"Well you're strong enough to white out letters," Leon shrugged.
"That made no sense," Chris sighed. "Well, now that you seven are here, I need four of you guys to be challenge judges."
"Ooh me me!" Owen raised his hand.
"Did I say you can choose?" Chris gave a mocking look. "Oh no. I'm choosing the challenge judges!"
"...Sure, we'll go with that," Noah crossed his arms.
"You see, the contestants are supposed to build a place to live for the whole season," Chris noted. "So...as such, Noah, because you always seem to criticize everything, you get to judge how their homes look like."
"Wonderful," Noah drawled.
"Owen, you like to touch stuff, which is both funny and disturbing to watch, so you get to judge how their homes feel," Chris told Owen.
"So I do get to judge!" Owen smiled. "I won't let you down!"
"Atta boy Owen," Chris smiled. "Albert, since your granddad was a carpenter, maybe you might specialize in how the place is placed together."
"Um...none of my family members were car-" Albert began to say before getting cut off.
"And Tyler, if their homes can protect you from danger, that's big points right there," Chris told Tyler. "You judge how safe their homes are."
"Awesome!" Tyler grinned...before realizing something. "Wait..."
"So be prepared for that..." Chris grinned.
"What about the rest of us?" Steven asked Chris.
"Oh uh, you can go ahead and try to catch some dinos for later challenges," Chris told Steven.
"Awesome!" Leon grinned. "I can't wait to tame one!"
"I can't wait to study one," Edison smiled.
"...I can't wait to get eaten by one," Steven raised an eye at the camera.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Hungry Herbivores were walking for a while now and the only success they made was making it out of the perilous jungle.
"Great, we're so far from the main cafeteria slash elimination area slash whatever the heck the starting point of this journey was," Pacci groaned.
"It's not all bad," Bronx shrugged at Pacci. "We get some form of exercise at least."
"Hey wilderness expert," Ceres called. "You say you're good at surviving. Help us survive by finding a good shelter."
"Yes ma'am!" Sophie gave a grin as she saluted. She squatted down at all four limbs and began to sniff the ground.
Needless to say, her teammates were confused.
"Alright, this isn't the time to be playing dog," Tryker frowned. "We need a goddamn home!"
"Quiet!" Sophie exclaimed. She licked the ground and narrowed her eyes. "...Strong stuff...over there..."
"Strong stuff?" Bronx asked.
"Like perfume?" Archia asked with a smile.
"We're on an island with dinosaurs," Tryker gave a frown. "There is no perfume!"
"Unless you count Chris's hair gel as one," Sora pointed out. "I heard many things about that man and the most common thing I heard is that he treats his hair like how I treat my diamond necklace."
"Direct attention back to Sophie," Ivanko told the team. "She has found..."
Sophie had ran off leaving the Herbivores in the dust.
"...the way," Ivanko finished his sentence in a deadpan tone.
"Do you know the way?" Staggs asked Ivanko.
"Stop," Ivanko frowned. "That joke is annoying."
"Huh?" Staggs asked, confused. "Staggs confused."
"Oh, sorry," Ivanko looked apologetic. "I mistook your words for something else."
Confessional: Do u no de way?
Ivanko: Is common frustration towards North Americans. "Do you know de way. Yes brother. I know de way." Is annoying. Very annoying. (crossed his arms)
"Great, so we lost her," Tryker growled. "Now what?"
"Well, did anyone see where she went off to?" Archia asked.
"I think she headed in that direction," Sora pointed to a direction.
"You sure?" Bronx asked.
"Not really," Sora said. "She ran so fast that even my brain can't process it."
"It's over in the direction Sora said or nothing," Tryker crossed his arms. "I'm heading in that direction."
"Wait, we must not separate," Ivanko told Tryker.
"Hey, I'm not gonna stay and bore myself right here by just waiting for her," Pacci shrugged. "I'm following him."
"If they're going, I'm going too!" Ceres exclaimed.
"Fine, we all go then," Ivanko told the team.
"Hooray!" Ceres smiled.
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora
As for the Crazy Carnivores, they found themselves...still in the jungle.
"How big is this forest?" Gallum groaned. "My legs can't keep this up."
"Hey, at least you'll feed the hungry dinos," Tyran shrugged. "It'll keep the dinos off our back and they'll probably be somewhat full that they might not seconds."
"How could you say that?" Terra frowned at Tyran.
"Totally, not cool," Dakota shook her head, though in secret, she didn't care. If one of them collapsed, it would've been dead weight on the team anyway.
"It's alright guys," Gallum frowned. "If Tyran wants to be a jerk, let him. It makes him all more tastier from Lady Karma herself."
"Psh," Tyran scoffed. "Karma isn't real. It's just some hocus pocus made up by people who wants bad things to happen to better men like me."
"You're better?" Ally asked, raising an eyebrow. "You're the guy from juvie."
"And the rightful king of that place too," Tyran told Ally. "So I suggest you step aside or I'll have my best men show you how to punch a girl right upside her head."
"Yeah, if they can escape juvie," Ally told Tyran.
"She got you there," Dil told Tyran.
"Whatever," Tyran frowned crossing his arms.
A silence erupted in the teams. Then the silence was broken.
"You know what's funny?" Valora asked, smiling.
"What is?" Cosgo asked.
"We're on a dinosaur island, walking for who knows how long and we haven't seen a single dinosaur," Valora said. "Makes me think the Jurassic part in Jurassic Island is bullsh*t."
(Chris's Headquarters)
Chris gasped upon hearing that.
"Gah!" Chris growled. "How dare she claim my own season to be bullsh-"
"Hey Chris," Steven arrived back with a small dinosaur. "I caught this little thing."
"A Compsognathus," Edison said. "From the Greek words meaning 'elegant', 'refined' and 'dainty'."
Chris frowned.
"Yeah, now's definitely not the time to give us a dinosaur trivia lesson," Chris said. "Now where the heck are all the dinosaurs?"
"How should we know?" Leon shrugged. "You're the one who's manning the camera systems. So in other words, you should be responsible for finding your own source of fun."
"What are you, my dad?" Chris asked.
"Your intern," Leon bowed.
Chris grabbed the Compsognathus from Steven's hands and placed them on Leon. And not long after that, the little dinosaur began biting him as he climbed into his shirt.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow ow ow ow!" Leon groaned as he began to get the dinosaur off of him.
"There, I feel much better now!" Chris sighed in relief.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Hungry Herbivores soon found themselves staring at a giant cave.
"Whoa," Sora noted.
"We didn't find Sophie, but we did find a good shelter," Tryker shrugged.
"Alright!" Bronx grinned.
"Go team!" Archia cheered.
"We still lose Sophie," Ivanko pointed out to his cheering teammates.
"Oh, that's right," Archia blinked.
"Ah damn," Bronx looked down.
"No we didn't," Ceres giggled. "Look up there!"
She pointed to a giant tree near the cave. And on top of the tree was Sophie, who gave a wave to her teammates.
"What the-" Tryker frowned.
"Why is she up there?" Archia asked.
Sophie pointed to the cave, mainly because any form of sound probably wouldn't be that audible.
"She's pointing to the cave," Archia said.
"Yeah, we have eyes," Pacci rolled her eyes. "WHY ARE YOU UP THERE?!"
Sophie put a finger to her lips.
"I think she wants us to be quiet," Sora noted.
"WHY DO YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET?!" Pacci yelled.
It was at that moment...A growl could be heard coming from the cave.
A big (not giant) dinosaur with red and dark gray skin with two horns on its head gave a growl. Another most notable fact about its appearance was it's ludicrously small arms. But with its horns, it was somewhat frightening.
"Oh, that's why," Pacci noted.
"Nice going Loud Mouth," Tryker sighed as he stepped in front of the team. "Let's go Rexy. It's you and me!"
"Actually!" Sophie hopped down and landed beside Tryker. "It's a Carnotaurus! I know because I just like dinosaurs that look cool...like this thing. It has horns!"
"I love horns!" Ceres grinned.
The two high-fived each other excitedly.
"That's nice," Tryker got into fighting stance. "Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna show this thing's short *ss arms what a punch feels like!"
Tryker charged and punched the Carnotaurus on the chin. It didn't do much, but the dinosaur seemed to react a bit to it. It most likely felt like a tap than an actual punch. As for Tryker, punching a dinosaur felt like punching a shark...whoever's done that before that is.
"Gah," Tryker growled.
"Not so tough now, are you?" Pacci retorted in the sidelines.
"Shut up!" Tryker groaned.
"Sora, protect others," Ivanko ordered Sora. "I will help Tryker battle."
Ivanko raced toward Tryker to help fight the Carnotaurus.
(Chris's Headquarters)
Chris looked excited at what was happening.
"Finally!" Chris grinned. "Dinosaur fighting!"
Leon groaned beside Chris, covered in bite marks.
"Is there an infirmary around here?" Steven asked.
Confessional: Is there a doctor in the house at least?
Leon: Future interns. If you want to work with the Chris McLean...please be advised that you will get abused, tortured, and attacked by a...testing accident. Thought you should all know! (clicks his tongue)
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora
As the Hungry Herbivores found themselves fighting a dinosaur, the Crazy Carnivores arrived at a beach area.
"Ooh, this looks like a great spot," Valora mused.
"A beach area?" Terra asked. "Doesn't that make us vulnerable to other dinosaurs and stuff?"
"Come on, we got Tyran," Valora said. "He can be our personal bodyguard."
"Trust our lives in the hand of Tyran?" Ally asked. "You're asking for us to join the mafia."
"What," Tyran frowned. "Don't think I can do it?"
"It's not more you can do it...it's more...if you want to do it," Ally said. "Being king of juvie, I'm pretty he might leave us here to die."
"I agree with Ally," Cosgo nodded as Tyran gave him a glare. Immediately, he got shivers down his spine (no, not the contestant Spyne). "I mean...uh...sure...Tyran can defend us. Go Tyran."
"Shooting Cosgo death glares isn't helping your case," Terra told Tyran.
"Yeah, whatever," Tyran said. "You guys are just scared that I'm not strong enough to take on these dinos. Well I can! I can punch them. Kick them. And soon, you'll praise me for saving your life."
"Way to go at revealing your evil plans," Ally told Tyran.
Confessional: A king then, trying to be king now.
Tyran: My plan for this game is simple. Because I'm the only muscle on the team, I'm practically gonna have to prove that I'm the only person they can count on to carry them to victory. Once they realize that, they won't want to kick me off...no matter how much I poke at my other team. It's foolproof I tell you! Kahahaha!
Ally: Tyran? The common stereotypes for bullies are them being jocks, strong, and all in all, pretty dumb. I mean, Tyran may be probably the strongest in our team, but if he thinks he can survive just based on that, he's gonna be quite surprised when we kick him out Day 1.
"Agh!" Cosgo groaned. "Something bit me."
"Must be that cute little animal that's tugging on your leg Cosgo," Dakota gave a fake sweet smile.
She pointed to the Compsognathus tugging on Cosgo's name.
"Whoa, let's tame it," Gallum said.
"Let's beat it," Tyran pounded his fist together.
"Let's steal it!" Valora suggested.
Some of her teammates stared at her in blank confusion.
"Hey, it could be valuable," Valora told her team.
Then another one appeared.
"Must be a brother," Cosgo chuckled at the second Compsognathus. And after that, a third one appeared. "Um...that's its sister?"
A fourth one appeared.
"Mother?" Cosgo asked.
And then a swarm appeared after that.
"The whole family," Ally crossed her arms.
"Ow!" Cosgo groaned as three more bit him.
"Can we beat them now?" Tyran asked with a grin.
"What does it look like Sherlock?" Ally frowned. "Go and get rid of them."
"Aw yeah!" Tyran grinned as he battled the swarm of probably 20 Compsognathus's.
Cosgo crawled back to his team, petrified.
"Oh you poor thing," Dakota grabbed Cosgo and carried him.
"Gah!" Tyran called off-camera. "Stupid bug-sized twerps! Take that!"
"Are we gonna help him?" Dil asked.
"Hey, he's the guy who claims he could defend us," Ally shrugged. "I say let's see how good he can take care of 20 of those small dinosaurs."
"You...are sneaky," Dil gave a grin at Ally.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
Ivanko and Tryker fearlessly faced the Carnotaurus.
"You take left, I take right," Ivanko told Tryker.
"I was thinking about aiming for the horns," Tryker told Ivanko.
"Oh," Ivanko gave nod. "You take left horn, I take right horn."
"Sounds good to me!" Tryker grinned as they went for their respective horn.
Confessional: When someone tells you to go left but you go straight.
Tryker: The thing with horns is...you can easily use them to your advantage when fighting. (grins)
From the sidelines, the team cheered them on. Well, some of them at least.
"You can do it Tryker and Ivanko!" Sora cheered.
"Whack him on the head!" Archia cried.
"Staggs excited!" Staggs cheered.
"Come on dinosaur, bare those horns like your life depends on it!" Ceres cheered.
"Um, Ceres," Bronx blinked. "Who are you rooting for?"
"The dinosaur," Ceres smiled. "Dinosaurs always wins..."
"Yeah, against each other," Bronx told Ceres,
"Hush now tall guy," Pacci told Bronx. "I'm rooting for the dinosaur to stomp on them."
Tryker and Ivanko had hopped up and began gripping the Carno's horns and frankly, he didn't like it.
The Carno roared attempting to shake off the two.
Then with much frustration and anger, the Carno charged at a direction, knocking down some trees and eventually knocking down Tryker and Ivanko onto a boulder.
"Oh, that's not good," Tryker groaned.
"I think I almost broke my back," Ivanko spoke in his Russian accent with a groan. They slid off the boulder and rubbed the parts that hurt.
The Carno turned around and growled. Clearly, touching its horns was like the more sensitive part of the dinosaur...and so he charged at Tryker and Ivanko...
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Then...
WHAM!
The boulder that Tryker and Ivanko had landed on whacked the Carno on the chin. Turns out, the boulder was part of a tail...which was part of a rather irritated shielded dinosaur.
Ivanko and Tryker blinked speechless.
"Oh, it was accident," Ivanko told the dinosaur.
"Can it even understand English?" Tryker asked Ivanko.
However, the dinosaur did not seem to acknowledge Tryker and Ivanko and had already begun whacking the Carno over and over again.
"Um..." Tryker and Ivanko glanced at one another. "We'll leave you two to it."
"We appreciate your help," Ivanko told the giant shielded dinosaur. "Now we have to go."
Ivanko and Tryker turned around and ran back.
Confessional: Talking to dinosaurs? This ain't Barney!
Edison: That...was an Ankylosaurus which means "fused lizard" and its specific name is "great belly"...thought you all should know (smiles)
Ceres: Hell yeah! That was awesome! With the two guys going "Ahhhh" and the dinosaur all "Rawr!" and that other dino who just came in like "WHAM WHAM WHAM!" Haha! I love dinosaur fights!
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora
Back at the Carnivores, Tyran had successfully tied up all 20 Compsognathus with a random piece of seaweed that washed up shore. The little fiends looked angry...and Tyran? He was covered in bite marks and most of his clothing was ripped.
"See, told ya I can handle it," Tyran grinned at his teammates.
"Actually, all you proved was that 20 of those little ones had to take you like an hour to round up," Ally crossed her arms. "I don't trust you still to be our little bodyguard."
"Oh yeah, well I'll make you trust me," Tyran held his fist up.
"Now now guys, let's not start a fight," Terra told Tyran. "Tyran rounded up the dinosaurs. So now let's decide what to do with them before they end up escaping."
"I say we cook up!" Tyran growled. "Frustrating little things deserve to get burned in the fire."
"Or, we can you know, use them as an advantage in later challenges against other teams?" Valora suggested.
"I'm liking that idea," Dil nodded.
"Whoa hey, 20 'Come suck on this'," Leon walked over with a grin. "Guys! I found 20 'Come suck on this'!"
"Compsognathus," Edison arrived, correcting Leon.
"Hey!" Tyran growled. "Get your hands off those guys! They're our catch!"
"Whoa, what's got this one in a jiffy?" Leon asked Edison, who gave a shrug.
"Beat it," Tyran grabbed Leon by the collar of his shirt.
"Yeah, kinda hard to do with your hand on the collar of my shirt," Leon retorted at Tyran.
Ally snickered at that statement.
Tyran growled and prepared to punch him until he was stopped by Steven.
"Hands off Tyran, we're interns," Steven told Tyran. "And we're supposed to collect dinosaurs under Chris's orders."
"Yeah, well go collect somewhere else," Tyran frowned.
"You sure you can keep 20 'Come sucking eggnog Thursday' tied up with seaweed?" Leon asked Tyran.
"Compsognathus," Edison repeated to Leon.
"Hey, he's got a point," Ally called. "I doubt even we can handle 20 whatever its called when they escape again."
"Those who think we should let the interns have it, say I!" Gallum smiled.
"I!" everyone except Spyne said.
"Spyne?" Gallum asked.
"What the heck?" Spyne shrugged. "I agree."
"Then it's settled," Dakota gave a wink at Steven. "You may keep the dinosaurs."
Tyran grumbled and tossed Leon on the ground, harshly.
Not a moment later, Leon popped back up, cleaning himself from the sand on the ground.
"To think we had to be all Guardians of the Galaxy like," Leon said. "Let's go Ed."
"Right!" Edison nodded.
Steven, Leon, and Edison had left with the batch of Compsognathus's as the Carnivores were left alone at their beach shelter.
"...So, what now?" Valora asked.
Confessional: Son of a beach!
Steven: So, we bagged 20 C-ah whatever. 20 small dinosaurs. That should keep Chris happy...probably...
(Chris's Headquarters)
"Attention all campers, it's judging time!" Chris's voice announced throughout the island probably scaring a bunch of dinosaurs off. "Four judges will head to your areas to do some judging! Now normally, I would come out as well...but it's simply too dangerous outside for the beautiful me! So, I'll just be watching the cameras. Heh heh."
Chris sighed happily as he leaned back on his chair.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Herbivores were the first to be judged. The four judges: Noah, Owen, Albert, and Tyler had arrived to examine the cave that the Herbivores have decided to call home.
"...So...your home is basically...a cave," Noah blinked.
"Why yes," Archia nodded. "I have started to turn a part of the wall into a lovely painting! Like the Sistine Chapel!"
"That would be interesting to see," Noah noted. "But you don't have it on the wall so I can't count it. I'll give your little cave 3 points. It's just kinda dull."
"If only we had more time," Archia sighed.
"It's alright Archia," Sora patted Archia on the back.
Owen looked around the cave and touched everything.
"Owen, what are you doing?" Albert asked.
"I'm supposed to feel the home," Owen told Albert. "And it feels cold and stoney. Just like an air conditioner! 10 points!"
"Wonderful!" Sophie grinned.
"What," Noah flatly said.
"Hey, I'm taking it," Tryker shrugged. "Ivanko and I just fought a dinosaur. We are not gonna lose because of that."
"You guys fought a dinosaur?!" Tyler asked.
"Big dinosaur with horns," Ivanko told Tyler.
"A Carnotaurus!" Sophie exclaimed.
"Well, with dinosaur fighters, the place seems safe to me!" Tyler grinned. "10 points!"
"You guys," Noah gave a sigh.
"So now it's my turn huh?" Albert asked as he looked around the cave. "Um...yeah. It's a natural structure. Do I still have to judge how it's placed together?"
"Well, Owen and Tyler gave them perfect scores, why don't you do so too?" Noah asked.
"Nah, I'll give it an 8," Albert told Noah.
"Why?" Noah asked.
"Well, do you see this cave?" Albert asked. "It looks like a bear cave. And it's perfect to protect them from storms. But as you said, it's kinda dull. So 8 points."
"What does it looking like a bear cave have to do anything about it?" Noah asked Albert.
"Oh no, I just wanted to point that out heh," Albert gave a smile.
"...Right," Noah blinked.
Confessional: I'm a bear. Rawr.
Archia: I guarantee you, we would've got perfect score for looks if we had enough time to decorate. I could've painted the entire battle of Ivanko and Tryker vs. the dinosaur onto the walls (pouts).
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora
It was now the Carnivores turn to be judged.
Albert, Noah, Owen and Tyler looked around as the Carnivores gulped a bit, nervous.
"So...Herbivores was a cave...yours is a beach," Noah said. "Well, I'm kinda liking the color and scenery around so I'll give you guys a 6."
"Any chance you make it a 10?" Tyran pounded his fists together.
"...No," Noah bluntly said. "No chance...at all."
Tyran growled to himself.
Owen dropped down on the sand and giggled.
"Ooh, sandy," Owen smiled. "Sand reminds me of hamburgers...and I love hamburgers! 10 points!"
A coconut fell on Gallum's head.
"Ow!" Gallum groaned.
"Is that a coconut?" Owen gasped. "20 points!"
"The max is 10 Owen," Noah told Owen.
"Oh..." Owen looked down before grinning. "Well you guys still get a 20 in my book!"
"Alright!" Valora smiled at Owen. "20!"
"In his book," Spyne added for Valora to hear.
Albert looked around.
"...I mean...it's a pretty open area," Albert noted. "Any dinosaur can attack you here. You guys might have to sleep with one eye open tonight... I'll give it 3 points. Mainly because a beach theme sounds really nice..."
"And the beach isn't that dangerous," Tyler noted before stepping on a spiky rock. "Ow! OW! OW OW OW OW OW!"
Tyler fell down on his back.
"Nevermind...2 points," Tyler groaned.
Soon later, both teams met up at the Main Campgrounds, AKA the area that was a combination of the cafeteria and the elimination room plus the Confessional outhouse in the corner.
"Now that I have tallied up the points,"Chris began as the contestants listened. "Our winning team is...
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...The Hungry Herbivores! With 31 points!"
The members of the Hungry Herbivores cheered.
"And the losing team...the Crazy Carnivores with a total score of 21 points...will have to head on to the elimination ceremony..."Chris announced as the Crazy Carnivores looked down in defeat. "Not!"
The Crazy Carnivores looked up upon hearing this.
"Really?" Dakota gasped.
"Yep!"Chris grinned. "You heard me. Today's challenge was just a little welcome to the newcomers! Wouldn't make sense to kick one of you off when you just arrived now would it? Haha! Hungry Herbivores. A little reward will greet you when you head back to your cave. As for you Crazy Carnivores...I can only wish you good luck. You and your beach area is gonna need it."
"Alright, didn't I tell you our area was gonna leave us vulnerable?" Tyran told his team.
"Yeah...then it got into the conversation about bodyguards and you started claiming that you could defend us," Ally shrugged. "So...good luck with that, old chap!"
Ally patted Tyran on the face as she headed off to her team's new home along with the other members of the Crazy Carnivores.
Confessional: Since when was Ally British?
Ally: (rolls her eyes) Tyran is honestly the most gullible person on our team. And frankly, as the so-called "King of Juvie"...after his peeps back home watch this season, he's probably going to get dethroned for all I care. Dude deserves it anyway. (lays back)
Tyran: (irritated) Ally thinks she can mess with me and get away it? Just wait. She's gonna regret every word she has mocked me with. As the King of Juvie, I'm not about to go down that easily!
Tryker: (half-slanted smiling) Today wasn't that bad of a day. Sure I got...pissed at times...but I got to fight and defend my team from a giant dinosaur...so...that's gotta be worth brownie points right?
Ceres: I'm gonna say...I'm probably gonna like it here...hehe!
(Chris's Headquarters)
"That's what they all say," Chris grinned from his headquarters as he watched the cameras. "Another season, another first day for our new contestants."
Who's gonna fall in the dino dirt?
Will Tyran get dethroned as the King of Juvie...off-camera probably?
Will Tryker and Ivanko continue to fight dinosaurs?
Will Ally continue messing with Tyran's head?
And what's with my interns? Like seriously? Owen gave both teams 10 points!
"Was I not supposed to do that?" Owen's voice came off-screen. "Sorry. My bad. I just miss what the real world looks like. I feel like I'm actually in the dinosaur era."
A roar came as Owen began screaming.
"Oh great Scotts!" Owen cried. "That's a big one! AGGHHHHHH!"
Chris chuckled.
Find out, next time on...
TOTAL
DRAMA
JURASSIC ISLAND!
Contestants Left: 18
Hungry Herbivores:
Archia - The Talented Artist
Bronx - The Tall Dude
Ceres - The Devilish Damsel
Ivanko - The Russian Bodyguard
Pacci - The Thick-Headed Rebel
Sophie - The Wilderness Expertise
Sora - The Jewelry Fanatic
Staggs - The Not-So-Bright Teenager
Tryker - The Hotheaded Fighter
Crazy Carnivores:
Ally - The Reckless Redhead
Cosgo - The Wealthy Child
Dakota - The Manipulative Seductress
Dil - The Teenaged Toxicologist
Gallum - The Early Bird
Spyne - The Shady Loner
Terra - The Flight Inventor
Tyran - The Juvie King
Valora - The Crafty Thief
And thus comes a new season with a new universe.
With no one eliminated yet, and 18 contestants left remaining, feel free to review and state your thoughts on the characters!
Who are your favorites? Who are your least favorites? Who are you rooting for? Who are you not rooting for?
Go ahead and make a ranking! I'll read it! XD And of course, feel free to state your thoughts on this new season and this new universe!
Next time: The hunt for... Dodos?
(Chris's Headquarters)
Chris was snoring, leaning back and yawning.
And thanks to such an unresponsive, unconscious, and overall, tired host, he failed to notice a person sneak in and place the 20 Compsognathus's, retrieved by Steven, Edison, and Leon, onto Chris's lap.
Then carefully and slowly...the seaweed that restrained the 20 lizards was untied and the person snuck off.
Chris blinked slowly awake as he groaned.
"Huh?" Chris stretched himself before noticing 20 lizards on his lap, looking at him. "Gah!"
This immediate reaction caused the lizards to jump and oof...graphic.
"Ow ow ow!" Chris cried. "My hair! My face! My beautiful manicure!"
Chris cried in pain as the 20 lizards attacked him. Outside the tent, however, Leon snickered to himself.
"Ah, paybacks a b*tch," he mused.