AN: Hey guyz this is ma first story but I hope it will be fabulicious!1! Pleez r and r while Ima gtl. Shoot out to my bf u are a totall gorilla!
Hey yall ma name is Lauren "L-screamm" Marino and I am supa tan. I have a great azz and nice boobz and strait black long hair. I got ma name becuz I partay a lot and I get supa loud when I drunk. I'm gweedo and I luv the JS!3!
I woke up in ma bed feelin real hung over afta hittin up da Hogwarts club last nite. Every nite the Great Hall becomez a club for all us to dance and for the guyz to creep. I kept drinkin too much firewhisky because this juicehed Cedrick kept on pourin me shots. I thoght about how hott Cedrick was as I got ready for da day. I put on ma zebra print mini dress that pushed my bubbles real close and made my azz look fab. I also put on my oranje platform heelz so Cedrick would see me and wanna smush. I put ma hair up in a pouf and I was ready for da day.
I walked outta da Huflepuff common room. Im in huflepuff becuz when da Sorting Hat was on ma head it said "you are supa chill and you luv to partay better be hufflepuf!" All da cool kids are in Huflepuff like Cedrick. I was thinkin about him when I bumped into some1. It was...
Cedrick! "Call me Sooki" he sed.
Wut do you guyz think?/? Total suspenze ending! Puhleez no hatin