Near opened the door to a hotel room, walks in, and locked the door. He carried Wal-Mart bags full of stuff and set it on the counter, then he saw Matt on the floor laughing manically. Near kneeled down and started poking Matt, "Hey, doofus. What are you doing on the floor?" Near got a good look at Matt's face and clothes and noticed it's has some chocolate on it. "Mello, come here", Near said .

Mello was sitting on the couch just eating chocolate, he got up and went towards Near. "What do you want", Mello said somewhat annoyed. Near went from looking at Mello to Matt. "Why is Matt covered in chocolate", Near asked a little curious of what happened while he was gone. Mello looked away getting irritated and said, "Hell if I should know... Apparently he got into my stash."

Near went to the counter and grabbed something from the Wal-Mart bag and went back to the living room. "Mello, did you give Matt chocolate", Near said holding up an gadget. "What the hell is that", Mello asked. "It's a lie-detector", Near said and started twirling his hair, "I got it at Wal-Mart for $3.99." Mello started getting more irritated yet a little nervous, "A lie-detector for that much?! Phht I'm sorry to say this Near but you got ripped off. Apparently you're stupid", Mello said. Near kicked his knee as if nothing and said, "Just answer my question. Did you give Matt chocolate?" Mello replied simply, "No."

--Beep Beep Beep--

"So, you did give him chocolate. As I expected"

"NO! I DIDN'T!"

--Beep Beep Beep--

Matt had fallen asleep, drooling, yet still giggling in his sleep. "Mello", Matt mumbled, "Give me more." Mello punched Matt in the face knocking him more out than he is and said, "Ha ha, that idiot and those crazy dreams he keeps having. I guess we can't blame him, heh heh." Near looked at Matt then Mello then Matt and then looked at Mello and asked, "Did you guys do anything when I was gone?" Mello yelled at his face, "NO! YOU IDIOT!"

--Beep Beep Beep--

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID MACHINE!"

"Mello..."

"What!?!"

"May I see your room?"

Deep down, Mello was starting to get angry yet more nervous than before. "Umm, I didn't clean my room." There was a long pause, Near kept looking at Mello, glaring at him, and Mello looked at Near angry. All of a sudden they both ran towards the room. "You're not getting to my-", before Mello could finish his sentence, Near tripped Mello and kept running towards the goal. "YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU", Mello yelled and quickily got up and continued running.

Near got to the bedroom and saw the bed sheets messed up and covered in chocolate, even the walls had chocolate on them. "Mello", Near said with a twitch.

"Umm... Yeah?"

"You know I have to tell L about this, right?"

"Yeah, I know"

"Hey", Matt said coming from behind Near and Mello, "What are you guys-" Matt noticied what just happened. "Oh, wow... This is akward", Matt said a little embrassed. L came from behind and greeted everyone, "Hello everyone, I-" L noticed the chocolate all over Mello's bedroom. "AW MAN", L said dissapointed, "You guys had a Chocolate Party without me."

THE END!