Troy and Chad 19 Ways to Annoy Their Girlfriends
Hey this is Hillary. This is a random little story I made from boredom. Please review!
1.) Yell "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
2.) Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
3) .Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
4.) Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
5.) Run through the halls at school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
6.) Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
7.) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
8.) Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
9.) Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
10.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
11.) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
12.) Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
13.) Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
15.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
16.) At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
17.) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
18.) Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!"
19.) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".