Echo Fright(parody of echo night)

Note:" i'm sorry I had to reupload this,but This might correct those missing words."

disclaimer:"I do not own echo night"

Chapter 1:Where the hell is my phone?

Richard:"I got a Package in the mail today,it was from my father.I hadn't heard from him in years,and it contained a key,I was hoping it'd be an Xbox."

Suddenly the phone rang,causing Richard to jump in terror. After taking his pills,he answered it.

Phone:"Is this Richard Osmond?"

Richard:"No,its Ethan Thomas,OF COURSE ITS RICHARD OSMOND"

Phone:"Sorry,jeez,You're fathers house burnt down."

Richard:"Is this your Idea of a joke?He had to kill mom to afford that house!

Phone:"This isn't a joke,it really happened."

Richard stood there motionless,not because his mother's death went to waste,but because he left his cellphone at that very place!

Phone:"You might want to come over,to look for any valuables."

Richard:"Good Idea! come pick me up."

Phone:"Can't you just drive there yourself?"

Richard:"My cars at the shop."

Phone:"O.K Richie."

Richard:"IT'S RICHARD!"

Richard slammed the phone back on it's receiver. But then the phone rang again and he answered it.

Richard:"Hello?"

Phone:"Fiona,you must stay away from Riccardo,your Azoth-"

Richard:"Who the fuck is this?"

Phone:"Sorry,wrong number."

Richard slammed the phone back on it's receiver,again. He then grabbed a box of Mike'n'ikes and went outside.

Later...

Richard was sitting in the police car,stuffing his face with Mike'n'ikes.

Policeman:"Your father was a strange man,living up here alone,doesn't even show when his own house burns down."

Richard:"Whatever."

Policeman:"I heard he used to inject frogs with battery acid."

Richard:"Whatever-Wait,what?"

SLAAMM!

The policeman crashed his car into a tree next to Henry Osmond's house. Richard kicked his door out before climbing then (slowly) Followed the Policeman inside his dad's crib. Inside Richard turned left and right to look around (like he does in the game) and then faced the Policeman.

Policeman:"This is all that's left,I heard your father was an artist,but I don't see any art supplies around."

Richard:"That's because he thinks 'art' means random shelves and chairs.(looking around at various chairs and shelves in the room.)"

Policeman:"You can look around if you want,just try not to touch anything,we're still looting err... investigating."

Richard:"Yeah,yeah,I'll touch whatever the fuck I want."

Richard left the room and started examining the hallway.

Richard:"Burnt and ruined,burnt and ruined,damn,where the hell is my phone?"

Richard then spotted something that was easily identifiable from the cheap background of the room. Thinking it might be his phone,he dived towards it ,but found it was just a stupid clock key.

The Policeman rushed out into the hallway.

Policeman:"I thought I told you not to touch anything!"

Richard:"Touch this!"

BLAAMM!

Richard elbowed the Policeman in the groin,causing him to hunch over in pain.

Richard:"Now get your ass back in there and don't fucking move!"

Policeman:"argh...My klintstones."

Anyway Richard went into the remains of his dad's bedroom and found a locked clock(hey,that rhymes).He tried to pull it open but it wouldn't budge(he even tried breaking the glass open).

Richard:"Hey maybe this key I got will help."

Richard jammed the key into the crack of the door and pried until the key snapped,hitting him in the eye.

Richard:"Damn it!"

Fortunately there was a crowbar right next to him. He threw the key away and grabbed the crowbar. He pried the door off,and ate some more Mike'n'Ikes. He then put his face 1/4 inches away from the clock's face.

Richard:"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...I guess I'll just stick something in this hole here...but what?"

A light bulb appeared over Richard's head,he pulled out that worthless clock key he picked a while ago. He inserted it and rotated it. The clock hands moved and started ringing(which irritated Richard's ears).It then slid aside revealing a secret passage.

Richard:"OMG,a secret passage!"

Richard crawled in,coughing from all the dust,And he saw 2 things,an old book,and his Phone.

Richard:"Oh yeah! There you are!"

But before Richard could grab it,his vision started spinning,then everything turned white.

Richard:"Damn Happy Pills!"

to be continued...

A/N:"I'm not sure if any of you have played Echo Night,but if you have,I hope you'll enjoy this parody. Don't forget to check out my other fic,Daze!"