Tug Of War

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

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How did she get into this situation? Who up there had she royally pissed off? These were the thoughts that flittered throughout Usagi Chiba's mind. Oh, that's right, she just happened to be a close friend of Misa-Misa's at the time of her abduction. What the hell was she thinking when she thought to attack the one's 'attacking' her friend? Yep, she must have accidentally smoked something that day. Anyone would realize that Misa-Misa was being arrested for some reason and that they should definitely not interfere!

Next thing you know, Mrs. Chiba ends up blindfolded, handcuffed, and carried away as well. Really, what was this world coming to? What's worse, it was all because of the serial killer Kira. Gah! Wait, back up, it wouldn't have been half as bad if Mamoru hadn't of just had to attend the medical conference in Katou. Well… she had insisted on accompanying him. She must have been smoking something then too, Usagi internally argued with herself as she thought back on what had brought her to these circumstances.

After being held up for fifty days in a prison cell, Usagi just about lost her mind. She could only imagine how worried her Mamo-chan was about her. This was not according to plan. She and Mamoru were to get married, have Chibi-Usa, and become King and Neo-Queen. Not have some weird serial killer with a 'no-body-understands-me-and-my parents-don't-love-me-so-I-must-act-out' complex go about killing everyone and causing world-wide terror. By the time her abductors had questioned her for the 76th time on her knowledge of Kira #1 and Kira #2, Usagi had gotten so mad that she transformed right in front of the cameras. Later she lived to regret it when her abductor, L, replayed it. How come no one ever told her that she was naked for a brief amount of time while transforming?!

Oh, well! As Minako would say, "No use spilling milk!" Aiyah. Why do things like this happen to her? Usagi squeezed her eyes shut and rubbed her temples with her hands. The shackles closed around her wrist slid down further on her small arm and reminded her of where she was much to her despair.

Memories continued to flood her mind as she remembered the weird gleam in both L and Light's eyes after learning of her true identity. To her utter amusement, they both seemed to be working double time on trying to earn her trust before the other. Sadly, not long after her release from custody, she and Mamoru were going out to shop for furniture for their new house. They had decided to move out of their apartment, and, while they were in Katou, they thought it would be fun to browse around through the distributers there. Unfortunately, neither of them suspected to be attacked while drawing yen out of a atm. A guy ran over, shoving Mamoru off of the sidewalk and into the oncoming traffic while also slamming Usagi into a wall and taking off with the yen. Usagi was knocked unconscious and saved from having to see her love from being hit head on by a bus.

She awoke a couple weeks later in a hospital bed. The news was devastating, but as she moved to wipe her eyes, she felt an unusually heavy weight on both wrists. Looking at them, she was shocked to see that both wrists were cuffed and on either side of the chains were Ryuuzaki and Light Yagami.

::Flashback::

"Itai!"

"Mrs Chiba can you please calm down and cease your screaming?" Ryuuzaki questioned calmly from the left side of Usagi's bed. Her head turned sharply towards him and, through swollen and red eyes filled with grief and confusion, she lifted her left arm and pointed to it with her right.

"What are these for?" she demanded with a sniffle, completely ruining the attempt to look fully enraged.

"I believe that you are being targeted by Kira. Thus, for your safety, I have bounded you to Light and myself through these shackles. Light, as you know, was already shackled to my wrist due to my belief of him being Kira. After the terrible accident with your husband and your near death, I believe more than ever that Light is Kira and that he has reasons to have you killed. The best way to protect you is to keep you close at all times."

"Ryuuzaki! How could you be so crude at a time like this? She just lost her soul mate and you are acting like it was simply an everyday occurrence to lose someone you love!" Light stood up and reached over the bed to grab the lethargic detective by the collar. Hauling L up on his feet, Light jerked him halfway over the bed to yell more at him. What he didn't take into account, however, was that the bindings also pulled Usagi up and squished her between the two males.

Just then, Matsuda happened to walk in, "Light, Ryuuzaki-san, what are you doing to poor Miss Usagi-chan?" At his outburst, both L and Light looked down to see a petrified and red faced Usagi. Light immediately let go of L and went to apologize to Usagi.

Before he could get a word in, however, Matsuda opened his big mouth once again, "Oi, Miss Usagi-chan, how did it feel to be a sandwiched like that?"

Immediately, Usagi's mind flashed back to a time when Minako had been whispering x-rated fantasies to the girls that she had been having. One of which included her and two of her most favorite singers, Yaten and Seiya. Needless to say, it somehow got switched around to all the other girls and their favorite two guys they'd love to have for themselves one night. Usagi had, of course, stated that she only needed her Mamo-chan, but Mina insisted on adding that Seiya seemed interested enough and how, if Mamoru was up to it, she could definitely have a threesome in the future. Usagi was on the verge of passing out but Minako wasn't finished. A Usagi Sandwhich came into play and the next thing she knew, she was out like Chad was that time he walked in on Rei bathing.

"HENTAI'S!" Usagi shouted when she had pulled herself from her reverie.

::End Flashback::

Usagi ended up being in a lot of situation similar to the one from the hospital. She was actually in one at the moment. Light, Usagi, and Ryuuzaki sat on a couch opposite of the one Misa-Misa was currently sitting on. The blonde pop-idol, model, and actress sat crossed legged with a pout while eyeing Ryuuzaki and glaring at Usagi. Every since Usagi had been chained up to the two detectives, Misa-Misa had taken a large disliking to her. It really wasn't Usagi's fault but she never said anything when Misa-Misa flirted with Mamo-chan. Of course, Usagi knew Mamoru only had eyes for her…or did.

Usagi was drawn out of her musings altogether when she heard Light question why L was depressed, "Ryuuzaki, why are you depressed?" L looked towards the blonde haired girl sitting next to him and studied her sincerity to his mood deeply. Usagi began to feel nervous with L's big eyes staring into hers so soundly that she began to scoot away from the detective. In time like these, it was hard to say what the detective would say or do. He did have his 'moments'. Light watched in amusement as the girl scooted closer towards him unknowingly. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Misa fuming silently and glaring fully at the innocent woman. Usagi remained oblivious until she had bumped up against Light's side. Turning around, she came close to head butting the brunette.

"Oh, sorry, Light-san," Usagi chirped and hopped back over to where she was situated before. Light silently wondered why she refused to drop the honorifics to his name but happily did so with Ryuuzaki. For some reason, he felt angry and …jealous?

"I always thought Light was Kira," L said after shaking himself of the irritation that Usagi's close proximity with Light had caused. Instead, he took a bite of Misa's cake before continuing, "The shock from being wrong has been too much." His eyes turned to look towards Usagi and he noted the sympathetic look she carried.

"No, I still think it could be true," after saying this, L turned his attention on Light before taking a mouthful of cake once again, "That is why I have taken extra precaution and am forced to go to a more extreme measurements." L lifted his hand which caused Usagi's smaller one to raise as well.

"But, if Kira controlled Lights actions to begin with to make me suspect him… If he and Misa are truly innocent and were under Kira's control," Light tilted his head sideways and regarded Light with a critical eye. Usagi looked between the two of them as they stared hard upon one another, "Then all the pieces in my head connect."

"Wait, if that is indeed correct, than Misa and I were Kira even if we were under Kira's control the entire time," Light sat upright but still held his arms crossed over his chest.

"Yes."

"They wouldn't have been conscious of what they were doing. Their knowledge of right and wrong was impaired and nothing but what Kira wanted them to do was done. He would haven taken away their free will, much like the 'god' he assumes himself to be," Usagi added in, hoping to not be entirely lost on what L was getting at.

"Yes. I don't think either statement is wrong," L lifted a hand to pat Usagi on the head much like on would pet a dog, cat, or any other pet-like a bunny, Usagi's namesake and the nickname L came to use for her.

"Those two were indeed Kira." Usagi began to think deeply on the possibilities of a mortal possessing mind control. For some reason, she couldn't see a normal human being possessing such a capability; it screamed Nega-scum too loudly. However, there was no energy signature to suggest anyone from the negaverse was active.

Usagi felt a tug at her wrist and looked up to notice that Light had stood from his sitting position. His eyes seemed focused solely on L, as if nothing else and no one else around him existed. Usagi was about to tug on the chain that connected her to him to snap him out of it, but it was too late, "Ryuuzaki!" Usagi and Misa both gasped out in shock and horror as Light slammed his fist into L, sending L toppling over the side of the chair and into the floor a ways away from it. Unfortunately for Usagi, she was sent flying as well, pulling Light with her; however, Light managed to land on his feet whereas Usagi landed sprawled across the floor, her face awfully close to having landed in L's lap. A heated blush flooded her face and she swore she was red from her head to her toe.

"That hurt," she heard L say after recovering. He took no notice of her but Serena could hear Misa's wailing in the back ground; it was giving her a headache, especially after the tumble she just took. Spots still danced before her eyes. Unlike Light, she had hit her head before rolling over onto her stomach. He had simply flipped to his feet in mid air!

By the time Usagi had cleared her vision, she was sent flying again, this time towards Light. Her fall was much softer as she bounced onto the sofa before falling flat against Light's body, lying atop him fully. She felt the impact of L's body hitting the back of the couch, toppling it right when she had pushed herself up and turned to check on him.

Misa screamed loudly again as the couch tilted backwards and fell. Three grunts of pain and one gasp of horror echoed soundly behind Misa's wailing. Somehow, someway, Serena ended up on her back, the back of her head resting on Ryuuzaki's lap and Light sprawled on top of her! If Usagi wasn't blushing all over she certainly was now with Light's head having landed on her chest. Usagi was petrified! She pushed Light off of her and tugged furiously at her skirt, pushing it down so no one either in the room or watching on camera would see.

"Bunny," L called to her after she had managed to sit upright atop her knees. Usagi turned an embarrassed and humiliated eye towards him as she continued to hold down her skirt, "Y-yes?"

"Wherever did you get that pair of pink bunny covered panties?"

Thump!

"Usagi!" both Misa and Light called out in shock as the blonde pigtailed girl proceeded to pass out at that very instant. Meanwhile, L stayed sitting in his now crossed legged position on the floor. Adjusting so he was in his normal crouch, L pushed his thumb into the corner of his lips, smiling lecherously as he watched Light and Misa try to revive the rabbit. The image of her skirt flapping about and landing rather high on her derriere filled his mind. One couldn't help but notice the flash of pink amongst the many layers of white. He was, after all, only a man.

This will be a series of one shots dedicated to the handcuff scenes of Light and L; however, as you just read, Usagi is in the mix! How many horrible situations can she get into before she goes Moon and beats the pervert out of the two?

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Next time: How on earth is a girl supposed to take a shower or use the restroom with two men cuffed to her being 24/7?!

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