YuYu Hakasho

Urameshie Team's New Member

Rating: PG-13

The following story is for entertainment purposes only. Yuyu Hakasho is owned by Funamation and not by yuyuhakasho102

Yo readers...WASSUP! This is just a little thing I made up so enjoy

I (Jake) included myself in the story )

Chapter 1

Setting: Koinma's office

Koenma yelled "So explain to me how this happened!!"

"The old lady had a stroke... how's it so hard to believe?" Yusuke asked

Kuwabara exclaimed "She's kinda the master of spirit energy... you think someone like her would be immune to something like that Urameshie"

Hiei said sheepishly "ok the point of the matter is the old lady is dead and we need a new teammate for the upcoming dark tournament"

Koenma said slowly "wait... I know just the man, his name is Jake and he's a great warrior and a master of spirit energy."

"Get me Jake, ogre!" Koenma snapped

George started to rebel but Keonma cut him off

"No complaints ogre... just get him or you'll get 100 spankings!" Keonma yelled

George exits the room muttering something to the sort of "Could have at least said please..."

Keonma said "Well, while we wait we could always watch Space Chimps!"

"Are you shiting me?" asked Hiei dryly.

Karama entered the room and said "I heard it wasn't that bad"

"Are you kidding me Kurama? It's a movie about talking chimps going into space" Yusuke snapped.

Kuwabara says "There's something bizarre about that sentence, but I can't put my finger on it."

"Well it seems you're as stupid as I figured you were" Hiei laughs

Kuwabara yells "I was being sarcastic dummy!"

"Don't toy with me...I'll spill your guts." Hiei said sternly

Ogre returns to the room and announces "The great warrior Jake has arrived"

"He's certainly fast..." Kurama whispers to Koenma

The doors opened and there stood...someone or something about a foot tall

No one could see it clearly and none of them new who it was until they heard a sound:

"PUU!!"

There stood the 1 foot tall spirit beast...Puu.

"Damn it Puu!" Yusuke yelled.

George laughed as he said "Fooled ya! Jake's coming tomorrow and I saw this little guy flying around and I couldn't resist"

"That's it ogre, you're in trouble now!!100 spankings!!" Keonma yells

Poor George was dragged away as yusuke yelled "yeah thanks for bringing this thing in hear you ass!!"

Puu yelled "PUU!!"

Hiei's eyes went wide and he yelled. "Oh God not again... get the toilet paper!!"