Locked in a Castle

Notes

Now, before you all get all excited that it's going to be an Adventure Romance thing; I'll break it to you. This has hardly any actual fights (i.e. Ike and Micaiah almost killing one another.) but more, shout fights, like, Illyana and Zihark have a huge beak-up, with lots of shouting. And, one last thing, please don't get out the pitchfork pencils and the torchwood reviews until I'm done the story. Oh, and there WILL be swords for all my GOOD reviews. Oh, one last thing. I'm a huge supporter of both FireEmblem, and SSBB. So, there might be some disturbance. There we go! Much edited!

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Fire Emblem, or Nintendo.

"Wait up, Ike," Said Mia, "We just got invited to this random, really luxurious castle?"

"Err, Yup. That's the basics."

"What? Just the basics! Wait up, sir, nothing in life is free! How, and why did you get a castl-

"Oh, man. Don't you just hate it when Mia gets mad?"

"Oh yeah... I don't get it." answered Shinon. "It's like those two are, ugh, dating."

"Oh my God! Shinon! Your right! Why didn't I see it before! That's why she keeps on slapping me!"

"No, you doof, she keeps on slapping you because, first of, she doesn't like you in that way, and second, look in the mirror, Gatrie. Your no beauty. "

"Oh, oh yeah! Well, your, your just mean! Sob"

"Pull yourself together, Gatrie. I'm sure you'll be able to go out at least once during our stay at the castle. Well, if it exists."

"Micaiah! Please! Reconsider this! Why are we, the Dawn Brigade, going to stay at this castle! It could be a trap!"

"Calm down, Sothe. First of all. The war's over. And second, We aren't the Dawn Brigade. We are still called it by the villagers from a few small communities."

"I realize this, but what if it's true! What if the war is still going on, and we're still known as the Dawn Brigade in Begnion! They might be plotting to kill us, and then take control of Daein again!

"Sothe! How many times to I have to tell you that the world isn't out to get you. Please, stop being so paranoid. It will only get you killed!"

"Yeah, Sothe. You really should listen to her."

"Whaaat! Edward! Mind your own business! Err, go to talk to Leonardo, or Nolan!"

"Well, see. I would be, but they all said I should investigate what you two were arguing about."

"Sigh. Edward, tell them that Sothe here is being paranoid, and I'm trying to calm him down."

"Ok, Micaiah!"

"Aww... Micaiah, are we... nearly there... I'm starting to die of hunger..."

"Ilyana, why don't you go ask Zihark for some food. He's the one in charge of our wagon... I said we shouldn't make the Donkey pull it, and everyone should just take some on their back, but no. Soothe said it was alright."

"Zihark... I'm dying... Please... Some food..."

"Ilyana! All you do is eat... I'm surprised that your not fat!"

"Zihark, quit yakking and give me FOOD!"

"Fine, fine pig."

"I heard that!"

"Ouch! That was un-called for! You heartless pig!"

"You sword wielding extremist!"

" Lighting toting terrorist!"

"Godforsaken freak!

"Monster!"

"Humph. I'm outta here."

"Ilyana, wait! Damn."

"Hi Ilyana, how's it going?"

"Get out of my way!"

"Yeouch!"

"Zihark! What did you do to her?!" Demanded Nolan.

"We got into a fight... Sorry, Nolan. Guess you got hurt to, huh?"

"Zihark, what happened? You two used to be the best of friends. Nothing ever happened like that.. What's going on?"

" I don't know. Maybe she just, doesn't like me anymore... Whatever it is, I'll never find out..."

"Zihark! Don't talk like that! You have to get on her good side again. I don't know what did it last time, but you have to pull yourself together and think!"

Ok, Nolan. I will think. When we get there." Zihark pointed to a large, black looking castle, about five miles away, up on a cliff edge."

"Yeah. Defiantly evil terror location." Mused Leonardo. "Hey, Edward. Have a look at that castle. I think we're gonna be staying there."

"Oh, oh wicked! Awesome! I can't wait! Leo, that is WAY cool! And we're gonna be staying there! For how long?"

"Eheh... Maybe, 8 months? I don't know...

"Oh. Oh Wicked! I hope we are!" Edward did a victory dance.

"Hey, don't celebrate just yet. It's still about five miles to it."

"Hey, Ike. We're almost there. Maybe, three more miles. Maybe more."

"Oh, really? It'll be good when I can just relax my feat. It would have been nice if they people who invited us could've sent a carriage... "

"Peh. Ike. You've grown soft, on your voyages. Incidentally, where did you go?"

"Mist, that's none of your concern."

"Aww. Always keeping secret's won't help you."

"Look, why don't you go play with Rolf, or something..."

"Fine, fine, boring older brother."

"Finally! We're her-! Commander Ike! What are y-you doing here!"

"I should say the same thing, Sothe."

"But, Ike! You left Tellius! Forever!"

"Well, it's apparent that I wanted to come back. Is that a problem Sothe?" Ike started to finger Ragnell

"No, not at all! Heh..."

"Welcome, Welcome all you Fire Emblem People!" Shouted a very big- hand? "It's an honour to have you all here! I hope your stay will be comfortable. I am Master Hand, and I will be your host. For your comfort, there are rooms which will have two people in them. In other words, your going to be having a roommate. You shall not get to choose, for I have already chosen. I shall no announce the roommates.

Ike, and Edward, Nolan, and Oscar, Volug, and Aran, Marcia, and Geoffrey, Micaiah, and Mist, Laura, and Rhys, Pelleas, and Rolf, Sanaki, and Nephenee, Nailah, and Mia, oh, wait a minute, we have one three person room, those three people, or Laguz, as you will want to be called, are Ranulf, Lyre, and Lethe, Haar, and Jill, Tibarn, and Makalov, Astrid, and Elincia, and Sothe, and Heather.

Now, I shall announce the rest of the roommates later, but right now, it would all be good if you all went to the reception rooms. Treats have been laid out for you.

After Master Hand was done speaking, an uproar started.

"Hey, whose this, Edward?!

"Who the hell is Nephenee?!"

"Give us answers!"

"All in due course, my dear Fire Emblemiums..."

Remember, Swords and Shields for all my lovely reviewers!

See ya round!

EarthBeret, Resident N.A.G.