So damn what if everyone has done it before? I want to!
People kidnapped for this: Zim, Tallest, Gaz, Dib, Lord Nar, a few of my OC's, Miss Bitters (YAY! KILL HER), Giir and *Shudder* Keef. Prof Membrane is backstage.
Me/Joy: HELLO people of fanfic! We are currently inside one of my OC's houses.
Jenny: Why miiiine? I have nothing to do in this universe; (C) By J. Vazquez (Can't spell, sorry!)
Me: Because we need some form of body guard and you, being a homicidal maniac with experience of chasing people to their doom, were the only person available. Keep in mind it's quite possible that I'm horrendously insane and that switching between realities is the only thing keeping me relatively sane. It's all quite interesting really.
Jenny: Did you just quote JTHM?
Me: Well seeing as I created you to that certain universe I felt it would be an effective way to allow you to understand said interior of the question. But not all of it.
Jenny: ... Anyways we better get on. You readers may ask any question or any dare so long as we keep it to T, no M. Or I might have to...
Me: *Glare*
Jenny: ... Kill Giir?
Me: Better, now, seeing as this is in fact a new fanfic, I have no present reviews. So I will do such things myself.
*Goes downstairs into room with 11 filled chairs of the characters*
Zim: Whoareyou!
Me: ... Your worst nightmare...
Zim: You mean a crazed Fangirl with no ulterior motives minus the fact she is bored and need's something to do?
Dib: Oh god no...
Jenny: Sorry but that's pretty much spot on. Although she has a soft spot for Zim Purple, Giir, Zin and me.
Zin: Does anyone know me?
Me: *Shrugs* Unlikely. For those of you who don't, Zin a an OC, Zim's elder sister and is in love with-
Zin: *AHEM!*
Me: ... fine.
Jenny: Miir is Giir's girlfriend and Zin's robot.
Miir: HI!
Gaz: Can I go now?
Me: No.
Purple: Pleeeease can I? *Puppy eyes*
Me: JENNY! Don't let him out of the house when I do this.
Jenny: K. But when he tries and I bring back a rotting corpse, it was your fault.
Purple: *Whimpers* I won't try.
Jenny: Good.
*I let Purple out of the chair*
Giir: You said I'd get tacos!
Me: NOTACOSFORYOU! ...Yet.
Miss Bitters: We're all doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed...
Giir+Miir: We're gonna sing the doom song now, Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom d-d-doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom d-d-d-d-doom. (.com/watch?v=hG805lJpxhc)
Zim: Is anyone gonna stop them?
Zin: Nah, it's better this way. Otherwise they don't stop until it's the Tallests birthday.
Tallests: You know our birthday?
Zin: *shrugs* doesn't everyone? It's the 19th January here.
Purple: Isn't that the day after yours?
Jenny: I think it is.
Dib: Hey, where'd Joy go?
Jenny: You know her name?
Dib: Yeah. Where?
Gaz: She mumbled something about 'Prof M. tell him truth.' Or something.
Jenny: OH SHIT!
Lord Nar: What?
Jenny: She's going to either kill him or tell him about you guys!
Everyone: ...
Jenny: She's going to kill you all by telling him aliens exist.
Everyone:!
Membrane: What the heck is going on down there?
Jenny: Nothing! Tell Joy it's a bad idea!
Membrane: Wha-?
Jenny: JUST TELL HER!
*5 hours later*
*Joy walks downstairs to 'this is Halloween' techno remix*
Jenny: This is completely pointless ya know?
Joy: Ehh. You don't exist until you meet Squee on fanfic though.
Lord Nar: Um... I'm kind of hungry..?
Joy: OH yeah! I need to feed you! Jenny?
Jenny: *holds up homework planner* wassis?
Joy: Homework, now, food?
Jenny: Oh ok.
*Jenny goes up to get food, Joy does french homework*
Dib: *Looks over* Frere...
Joy: Huh?
Dib: You have a brother?
Joy: NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! *continues*
Zim: *also looks over* that's just sad.
Me: You can read French?
Zim: No... Well I can, but that's not what's sad. It's the fact you only have eleven family members.
Dib: What? Zim, she's only putting down the ones she knows.
Me: No, Zim's right. The others are dead.
Gaz: Ouch...
Me: I don't really care anymore, I didn't know them.
Gaz: That makes it worse.
Jenny: *Comes downstairs* I GOT SNA- who mentioned her family?
Dib: Me, but how-?
Jenny: Easily enough. Joy? This isn't about you, remember? You ask them, not the other way round.
Me: Homework. You ask 'em.
Jenny: Whatever, readers? Review so we don't have another chapter of this junk, please!
Lord Nar: Food?
Jenny: Nacho's for all. As well as taco's, all manner of candy, sprite, soda and doughnuts. As well as water for Joy, she doesn't drink anything else. I'm giving her healthy foods as well. Poor girl, gone completely insane.
Keef: What is this?
Me: Oh good, NOT! Why'd he wake up now? HIDE ZIM!
*Duck tape's Keef to his horror*
Me: yay... I'm gonna go die now, K?
Jenny: *Sighs* Translation: She's going to go on a sponsored 12 ½ mile walk.
Red: Ouch, that's gonna hurt.
Me: By the way, Tak couldn't make it today, she'll be here next time.
Jenny: Please review! Save us!
Dib: Why'd you say that?
Zin: Cause, she tries to kill some one when she's 1) tired, 2) Annoyed and 3) Been walking. Which all three will be done, last time it was me!
Dib: ARGH! SAVE MEEEEEEE!
Jenny: hmm...
Dib: What?
Jenny: *points accusingly* YOU HAVE A BIG HEAD!
End.
Seriously, review. By this Thursday, in England, I will be killing someone.