Hi! I'm really board at the moment so I thought I would make another one – shot!
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"OK! Class quite down now. We are now going to hear Troy's report on the perfect girlfriend." Mrs. West, the English teacher said.
"Thank you Mrs. West. Well here we go…" he said nervously.
The Report
From a guy's point of view: -We don't care if you talk
to other guys. -We don't care if you're friends with other
guys. -But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy
walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even
introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. -It doesn't help if
you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even
acknowledging the fact that we're still there. -We don't care
if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.
-Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait -Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/
gorgeous/ -Don't tell
us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. -The
sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. -Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage
of the mood I'm in.
Till
the morning.
cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.
Yeah, you can quote
me.
-Let us pay for
you! Don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing
it. It's expected. Smile and Say "thank
you." -Kiss us when no one's watching. -If you
kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more
impressed. -You don't have to get dressed up for us.
-If we're going
out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own. -We like you for who you are and not what you
are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's
just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up -Don't
take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful
thing. See the beauty in it. -Don't get angry easily. -Stop
using magazines/media as your bible.
-Don't talk about
how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Pete Wentz is in front of
us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for
that. -Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful?" I'd be utterly
stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!"
instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else
you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't
like it either ; ) -Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you
aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population ass and find someone
who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will
honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're
at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you
make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad
you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing
just to look you in the eyes...and say "I love you"...and
actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance
Holding
Hands Cuddling Movies Loving each other Guys: When she tells
you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the
lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
couple of times.
Guys: Grab it if it happens more than
once.
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him,
tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to
her.
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm
around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up
and kiss her.
Laying below the
stars Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your
head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
heart beat
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with
hers."
"Well done, Mr. Bolton." She said.
AN: Ok that's done! I hope you girls fallow those things! It's totally true!
Review please!! Cute puppy dog eyes you know you can't resist
Love,
Erika