Infinite Monkeys on Infinite Typewriters Productions Presents
sbemail_x.exe
An X Spamfic by Arcturus
***
"So tell me, Satsuki, is that boy really Kamui?" Kanoe asked.
Satsuki hesitated. How could she answer that question? It's not something you're asked every day.
Suddenly, the solution dawned upon her.
Meanwhile, in Free Country USA, Strong Bad sat down in front of his computer. "And now for my fiendishly clever plan to check my email! What do I have this time?"
Strong Bad read the email aloud. "Dear Strong Bad, I want to know if the guy in this picture is really Kamui. What do you think? With crap, BeastieGirl1999. PS: How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
Strong Bad briefly glanced at the photo. "The real Kamui? What is she talking about? That looks like one of those weird cartoons that Strong Sad watches all the time."
With that, Strong Bad stood up and walked to his brother's room. "Hey, Dumpus! There's this girl who wants to know if this other guy is the real Kamui."
Strong Sad looked up from the doujin he was drawing. "The real Kamui? Well, that depends on a lot of factors. Does he have the divine sword? What's his mother's name? Does he know about the impact his decision is going to have on the fate of the world?"
"I don't know, man, she just gave me a freakin' picture! How am I supposed to know about..." Suddenly, Strong Bad spied one of his brother's DVDs. It was called Dagger of Kamui. He looked at the face on the cover - close enough!
Strong Bad returned to his computer. "Well, long name, I think I can safely say that that's the real Kamui. And a good thing, too, because there's nothing worse than a fake Kamui. Believe me, I know. As for your other question, it will be cheerfully ignored!"
Back in Tokyo, Kanoe was getting impatient. "Well, what's the answer?"
Satsuki silently read Strong Bad's response. "According to Beast, the answer is yes."
***
OMAKE
Strong Bad sat down to check his email.
"Strong Bad, My sister and me think you are so cool. Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us! Yours, Kanoe."
"Oh, there's TWO of them!" Strong Bad said under his breath.
***
X is the creation of CLAMP.
Strong Bad and Strong Sad are the creations of the Brothers Chaps.
Thanks to Geoduck for prereading.
sbemail_x.exe
An X Spamfic by Arcturus
***
"So tell me, Satsuki, is that boy really Kamui?" Kanoe asked.
Satsuki hesitated. How could she answer that question? It's not something you're asked every day.
Suddenly, the solution dawned upon her.
Meanwhile, in Free Country USA, Strong Bad sat down in front of his computer. "And now for my fiendishly clever plan to check my email! What do I have this time?"
Strong Bad read the email aloud. "Dear Strong Bad, I want to know if the guy in this picture is really Kamui. What do you think? With crap, BeastieGirl1999. PS: How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
Strong Bad briefly glanced at the photo. "The real Kamui? What is she talking about? That looks like one of those weird cartoons that Strong Sad watches all the time."
With that, Strong Bad stood up and walked to his brother's room. "Hey, Dumpus! There's this girl who wants to know if this other guy is the real Kamui."
Strong Sad looked up from the doujin he was drawing. "The real Kamui? Well, that depends on a lot of factors. Does he have the divine sword? What's his mother's name? Does he know about the impact his decision is going to have on the fate of the world?"
"I don't know, man, she just gave me a freakin' picture! How am I supposed to know about..." Suddenly, Strong Bad spied one of his brother's DVDs. It was called Dagger of Kamui. He looked at the face on the cover - close enough!
Strong Bad returned to his computer. "Well, long name, I think I can safely say that that's the real Kamui. And a good thing, too, because there's nothing worse than a fake Kamui. Believe me, I know. As for your other question, it will be cheerfully ignored!"
Back in Tokyo, Kanoe was getting impatient. "Well, what's the answer?"
Satsuki silently read Strong Bad's response. "According to Beast, the answer is yes."
***
OMAKE
Strong Bad sat down to check his email.
"Strong Bad, My sister and me think you are so cool. Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us! Yours, Kanoe."
"Oh, there's TWO of them!" Strong Bad said under his breath.
***
X is the creation of CLAMP.
Strong Bad and Strong Sad are the creations of the Brothers Chaps.
Thanks to Geoduck for prereading.