Authors Note: This is my first fan fic. I came up with it when I was really
bored. It is funny laugh at it or read it and make fun of it.
Jack: Don't worry luv, you did great.
Me: thanks Jack
Molly: You can't talk to him, he's mine!!
Jack: You can share me, don't fight...but, if you have some rum I might
change me mide over who can have
me. Molly and Me: Nooo!! We are freash out of Rum!! Jack: You Know you are staling the story Me: Oh sorry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day three girls made there way to the Edwards Cinnima. Maire: WOOHOO!! Pirates of the Caribbean! Korinna: This would be my Third time of compleate Heaven Lynn: This would my second time of compleate Hell. Korinna ( to Maire): Man, Someone has some issues Lynn: You Dumb Ass
Little did they know, but a drunken Irish man was walking behind them mumbling to himself. (Well actually I could just say "an Irish Man" The "Drunk" part goes without saying. I mean when have you meat an Irish that wasn't Druk... Ouch! Maire! Stop throuing stuff at my head!) .....The Irish Man was dressed in a strange manner.....I mean he looked like Willie Wonka for goddness sakes! The girls spun around when they heard the drunken mumbling. Maire: That one looks like he haad to many Cold Ones. Korinna: (Spins around and looks franticly.) Cold Ones!! Where! Lynn: (holds her head) Why Me! Maire: The Man must have come from Holley's seeing that....IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!!...Jinkies (WTF?) Korinna: Hee Hee, Thee Irish Man...He talk funny Irish Man: OUY! The wee folk they be tryin' to take me gold. Lynn: Woah! Thats....um, sir? Have you had any Joints today? Irish Man: Harts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons! Lynn: WTF?! Maire: Um, Sir, do you need any help? Irish Man: My gold....my precious....They try to take it. Korinna: *looks up* Gold?!... Um, now sir, Thats a fine gold necklace, now you wouldn't want anything to
happen to it now would ya? ( imediatly two Italian thugs apper behind her hitting their hands with
their fists) Maire: *rolls her eyes* Oh hear goes the mafia crap again. Irish Man: NO! Don't want the wee folk to get it!! *The Irish Man reluctantly gives it to her* Korinna: hee hee...my own....my precious Maire: Korinna? Korinna: oh.....thats a very...*she realizes some hidden significants* Holy Crap! That must be worth*looks
around* oh, um, this is junk Irish Man: Yes..... it must be junk..........*In a high voice* Come here monkey....(WTF?) Lynn: That one is off his Rocker Maire: Where did you find this sir? Irish Man: Beyond the Veil *runs off laughing strait into traffic* Korinna: Well, he forgot his necklace. Maire: Well, I think we should go into the theater now Lynn: Dam It!
They walk into the theater just in time to watch the MILLION comercal ads they show befor the
movie. Maire: Um, Korinna why did you bring the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Korinna: THEY ARE MY LIFE!!! Maire: Um,...right Lynn: Retard Maire: Hey let me see that necklace from the man in scene 1 Korinna: Oh, you can't have it....IT'S MINE!!! Maire: NO.....JUST...LET...ME..SEE..IT.*Korinna and Maire play tug o' war with the necklace* Korinna: NO!! Maire: Ahh Ha! Lynn: It looks like something out of a gum-ball machine. Maire: It has a hole in the middle. Korinna: No shit sherlock. Lynn: Well, what is it. Korinna: It is an anceint Spanish Dablone. Maire: Dablone my ass!! Here take it. Korinna: Yay! Lynn: Shut up you retards, the movie is starting. Maire and Korinna: Pirates!! Lynn: What the Hell.
As the movie starts Korinna grasps onto the Dablone. It gets to the part where the bad pirates
attack port royal and Korinna wishes " I wish this movie was real and we were there" suddenly a
bright white light flashes and Lynn, Maire, and Korinna dissaper from there seats. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, I know there is no Jack, or Will or Pirates Yet but I had to write this or my addience ( you) Would of been really confused. The next chapter will have all the charecters you know and Love.
me. Molly and Me: Nooo!! We are freash out of Rum!! Jack: You Know you are staling the story Me: Oh sorry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day three girls made there way to the Edwards Cinnima. Maire: WOOHOO!! Pirates of the Caribbean! Korinna: This would be my Third time of compleate Heaven Lynn: This would my second time of compleate Hell. Korinna ( to Maire): Man, Someone has some issues Lynn: You Dumb Ass
Little did they know, but a drunken Irish man was walking behind them mumbling to himself. (Well actually I could just say "an Irish Man" The "Drunk" part goes without saying. I mean when have you meat an Irish that wasn't Druk... Ouch! Maire! Stop throuing stuff at my head!) .....The Irish Man was dressed in a strange manner.....I mean he looked like Willie Wonka for goddness sakes! The girls spun around when they heard the drunken mumbling. Maire: That one looks like he haad to many Cold Ones. Korinna: (Spins around and looks franticly.) Cold Ones!! Where! Lynn: (holds her head) Why Me! Maire: The Man must have come from Holley's seeing that....IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!!...Jinkies (WTF?) Korinna: Hee Hee, Thee Irish Man...He talk funny Irish Man: OUY! The wee folk they be tryin' to take me gold. Lynn: Woah! Thats....um, sir? Have you had any Joints today? Irish Man: Harts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons! Lynn: WTF?! Maire: Um, Sir, do you need any help? Irish Man: My gold....my precious....They try to take it. Korinna: *looks up* Gold?!... Um, now sir, Thats a fine gold necklace, now you wouldn't want anything to
happen to it now would ya? ( imediatly two Italian thugs apper behind her hitting their hands with
their fists) Maire: *rolls her eyes* Oh hear goes the mafia crap again. Irish Man: NO! Don't want the wee folk to get it!! *The Irish Man reluctantly gives it to her* Korinna: hee hee...my own....my precious Maire: Korinna? Korinna: oh.....thats a very...*she realizes some hidden significants* Holy Crap! That must be worth*looks
around* oh, um, this is junk Irish Man: Yes..... it must be junk..........*In a high voice* Come here monkey....(WTF?) Lynn: That one is off his Rocker Maire: Where did you find this sir? Irish Man: Beyond the Veil *runs off laughing strait into traffic* Korinna: Well, he forgot his necklace. Maire: Well, I think we should go into the theater now Lynn: Dam It!
They walk into the theater just in time to watch the MILLION comercal ads they show befor the
movie. Maire: Um, Korinna why did you bring the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Korinna: THEY ARE MY LIFE!!! Maire: Um,...right Lynn: Retard Maire: Hey let me see that necklace from the man in scene 1 Korinna: Oh, you can't have it....IT'S MINE!!! Maire: NO.....JUST...LET...ME..SEE..IT.*Korinna and Maire play tug o' war with the necklace* Korinna: NO!! Maire: Ahh Ha! Lynn: It looks like something out of a gum-ball machine. Maire: It has a hole in the middle. Korinna: No shit sherlock. Lynn: Well, what is it. Korinna: It is an anceint Spanish Dablone. Maire: Dablone my ass!! Here take it. Korinna: Yay! Lynn: Shut up you retards, the movie is starting. Maire and Korinna: Pirates!! Lynn: What the Hell.
As the movie starts Korinna grasps onto the Dablone. It gets to the part where the bad pirates
attack port royal and Korinna wishes " I wish this movie was real and we were there" suddenly a
bright white light flashes and Lynn, Maire, and Korinna dissaper from there seats. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, I know there is no Jack, or Will or Pirates Yet but I had to write this or my addience ( you) Would of been really confused. The next chapter will have all the charecters you know and Love.