Torturing The Zodiac

ChipsAhoypup

A/N I seriously don't know what this is about. I was completley and insanely bored.

Disclaimer: Blahblahblah, I own nothing, yus. ^-^ Well, I own Pandora and me, but that's it. =3

"What the crap? WHERE are we going?" Growled Kyo.

"THE ZOO!" Tohru cried out.

"And that's a good idea, how?" Kyo asked. Tohru shrugged.

"I thought it'd be fun," She chirruped. Kyo sighed.

"Fine." He gave in. Stupid, silly Kyo. He lets Tohru the idiot run his life!

So Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, Haru, Kisa, and Hiro all went to the zoo. I picked all the kids, by the way. Not that you care. Wait, when was this first person? Oh, right now. Okay.

So they got to the zoo and Kisa immediatly wanted to see the tigers. So Hiro went with her, while Kyo, Tohru, Yuki, Momiji, and Haru stayed behind. I think they were buying hot dogs from where I watched with my amazing binoculaurs. Whatever. I turned to watch Kisa.

"Why did you drag me here again?" Growled Pandora.

"For fun. Look," I replied, handing her a spare pair of binoculaurs. "Watch."

Kisa went up to the tiger and nodded her head. "Ah, okay." She unlocked the cage with the magical keys I had given her.

"What's she doing?" Yelped Pandora.

"I gave her keys to the cages knowing that the tiger would tell her it wanted to come out," I answered. Duh. It's fun to watch animals attack people.

"YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" Snapped Pandora. I laughed.

"Silly, silly Pan-pan. Of course I'd do that just to watch people get mauled. LOOKY!" I pointed at where Hiro got his arm ripped off from the tiger. He screamed, and the tiger ran off. I laughed. "My plans! THEY WORKED! It's alive! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"You didn't create Frankenstein, so stop acting like that." Pandora rolled her eyes.

"I should've brought the people I hated here," I muttered sadly. I grabbed Pandora and brought her to the wolf cage, throwing her inside. I could talk to wolves and panthers, so I said to them in wolf language, "She tastes like the best meat you have ever eaten. Eat her. Now." So they thanked me in wolf language and started to chase Pandora around the cage. Score one for the wolf-panther.

"Time to cause distress." I charged at Kyo and tackle-glomped him. He turned into a cat and I turned into a wolf-panther. "EVERYONE, LOOK! THIS KID JUST TURNED INTO A CAT, AND THE WEIRD CREATURE THAT I AM IS TALKING! REMEMBER, PICTURES LAST LONGER!" I shouted.

"You're letting our secret out, Mel!" Snapped Yuki.

"I know, right? This is so much fun!" I raced away on my four paws, ignoring the people that chased me. Some stupid kid grabbed my tail and pulled me backwards.

"Puppy," Squeaked the kid.

"I am NOT a puppy, I'm a wolf-panther. Let go!" I bit the kid's arm hard and pulled backwards, ripping his arm off. I watched the blood gush out, his mother get a broom out of her purse(WOW! How did she fit a BROOM in her PURSE?!), and start wacking me with it. I laughed. "I JUST TORE YOUR KIDS ARM OFF! HAVE A GOOD LIFE!" Then I ran again, straight past the wolf cage.

"GET ME OUT, OR I WILL KILL YOU, MEL!" Shouted Pandora from where she was still running.

"El-oh-el. I'd never let you out. Muahahaha!" I called down to her, springing away. "I am totally gonna add an Oliver and Company reference, right here!" I stopped and started to dance. "Why should I worry? Why should I ca-a-are?" I sang.

"YOU SHOULD WORRY AND CARE BECAUSE YOU NEARLY KILLED PAN-PAN, REVEALED THE SOHMA SECRET, AND TORE A KID'S ARM OFF!" Snapped some person I didn't know.

"Ohhey. Do I know you?" I asked the person.

"Yes, I'm your best friend," Grumbled the person. I blinked. And blinked again.
"No, I seriously don't know you. Are you a stalker?" I shivered.

"Yes. I'm also a pervert and watch you at your window when you get changed," The person said.

"OHCRAP! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" I yelped.

"Because you are very hot." The person blinked.

"What the crap? I don't even know you!" With that, I clawed the guy's eyes out so that he couldn't see. Yay, now he couldn't watch me from the window.

Then I ran down to the entrance of the zoo where a limo was sitting. I jumped into the limo and landed in the seat. "Okay, chauffer, take me home!" I ordered. Even though I was an animal, he just drove me home. I laughed evily, feeling like Akito, as I headed home.

And I knew that tomorrow would be even more misery for the zodiac.

A/N I know, this is the most random thing I EVER made. ^-^ But I'm random, so whatever. Laugh at it, please. If you don't laugh, then I will hug Shigure, turn into a wolf-panther, and claw you to death. You could have the fate of the kid who is now called Lefty, or the now-blind-stalker-pervert dude. Oh yeah, and that goes the same for reviewing.