"Hey, Gaara, Have you seen my...AAAH! What are you doing!?"
"Oh, hey Temari. I, am, umah, getting to know this cookie new donut-shaped cookie."
"You mean you're having sex with it, right?"
"Yeah."
"So, umah, did you buy it just for that purpose"
"Well, I AM going to eat it."
"Ohmyg- that's DISGUSTING!"
"Well, what did you think I would do, please myself and then just throw it away?"
"Hey, did I hear someone go that new donut cookie- OMFG!?"
" Oh, hey Kankuro." Muttered Gaara under his breath.
"Are you *nervous eye twitch* having sex with that."
"Yes."
"... can i eat it when you're done."
"Oh, Kankuro, that's disgusting." Temari screamed.
"Well, can I."
"Eh, sure, you might be able to tell, but i'm finished now."
"Sweet!"
"Well, I'm outta here, before I throw up."
As Temari left the room she heard Kankuro say,"So, Gaara, do you have another cookie I could use?"
"No."

"Sorry."
"*glances down at Gaara's 'fun cookie' and shudders*. Well Can I use that one"
"... ah, sure, what the heck?"
"YAYS*DOES A HAPPY DANCE*"