So I know, I know ender men don't sound scary but OMG! Those beasts need to learn the meaning of over kill, I mean they can teleport AND pick up blocks AND hit you plus they sound dreadful. Now I have met one only once before but I almost pooped my pants! Here's my story:
I walked down the road hoping to find a chicken who has laid an egg when night fell. The only reason I stayed out was to get more bones and perhaps find a frikin' egg! I had been searching for hours. Suddenly I heard a WOOSH and saw a black figure that was at least a block higher than me. I walked up to it and saw a dirt block in its hands. I asked what it was but the second I made eye contact it screamed , teleported behind me and hit me. This went on for a hour or two but I finally managed to plunge my iron sword into its chest and with one final screech it died leaving me with half a heart. All that was left of it an orb. I picked it and saw I was on tree and a half hearts so not sure what it did I threw it and the second it landed I was in the tree it had landed in! I had lost a heart or two but I ran home cursing the black figure that I named the ender man after I found out it came from a place called 'The End'. I shiver just thinking of it.