A/N: Yay!!! My first fanfic! You have no idea how exciting this is!!!!!! On with the story! O.k., just so you know, I just had, like, a boatload of iced tea, so I am HYPER!!!!!! runs around room, then trips over Elvish Cloak OWWW!!
DISCLAIMER: can anybody tell me the purpose of these?!? I don't see one,
But I don't own anything but my LOTR version of Monopoly.
Frodo walked into Gandalf's room in Valinor to find Gandalf beating himself over the head with his staff!!! "What are you doing?" Frodo cried. Gandalf did not seem to hear him, as he was too busy trying to kill himself. He shouted to no one in particular,
"FOOL OF A WIZARD!!! YOU IDIOT!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT!!!!!!!"
"Uh..., Gandalf?
"IDIOTIC HOBBIT!!!!"
"What?"
"FOOL OF A MAYONAISE JAR!!!!!"
"What are you talking about?"
"AAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"GANDALF!!!!!"
Innocently "What?
"What are you talking about?"
Gandalf plopped into a chair, unable to whack himself further, as Frodo had taken his staff. "Pippin has the Ring!!!" Gandalf said as calmly as he could, since he felt like strangling someone. Frodo chuckled, "you really need to cut back on the partying, Gandalf. The ring is destroyed! We destroyed it years ago!!!"
"Not THAT ring, the OTHER ring!!!," he retorted.
"..."
"MY ring!"
"Gasp!!" Frodo gasped.
"Shocking, isn't it?" Gandalf said grimly.
"But PIPPIN... a RINGBEARER???"
"Yup"
"How does THAT work?!?"Frodo exclaimed. He would have thought this very funny were he not getting a death glare by Gandalf. "Your guess is as good as mine," Gandalf said, "But the bottom line is, Middle Earth is in trouble once again, and its only hope would probably invite a pack of orcs that had been starving for 3 days to tea with him!!"
Frodo laughed, knowing he was probably right.
Did you like it?? It was most likely confusing with the mayo jar, but I'll explain it in the next chapter... if you review (hint hint) REVIEW, OR I WON"T PUT UP THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! Well, I will, but STILL... What was I doing?