Another fic great so lets get on with it
Disclaimer: do not sue me cause I don't own kingdom hearts, squaresoft, Disney and all the characters And if you do you'll get only a dollar and sixty-five cents. Yay!! Lets all start ( oh yeah kill me with flames if you hate it I don't care.
One day Sora was sitting on the pier and thinking about what to do with his dead grandmothers body that his idiotic friend Riku had given him for his birthday (how he got it no one knows). Sora then got up and started heading towards the "so called" secret place which wakka and teedus used as a toilet. As he walked in he noticed many drawings made out of blood during his battles with a housefly which he named Rick.
"Hmmm. I think I should buy a Ak-747 from selphie. yeah. then I can make a whatyermacallit thingie with it," Sora begins to go a bit weird here, so " I can kill that frickin fly and Let it burn in the depths of HELL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Sora changes back to normal and begins to walk towards to the center of the "so called" secret place and sees Riku and Kairi making out.
"Hey!!!" Sora pulls out a script and continues reading from the script "What in the world of my pet monkey are you two doing?!" turns to author and asks " That came out right right?" " Yes now get back to work my mentally challenged friend."
"Okay!(" Sora turns back to them to find the wanna be death guy. "This world has been connected."
"What???"
"It will now and forever more watch eight-nine channels of really bad comedies such as the one we are acting in now."
"Hokay." starts watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nick.
"Hey!!!" the wanna be death guy puts his foot through the T.V In the process getting his robe caught on fire "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I payed eight frickin million dollars for this gig!" His robe burns off revealing none other then the menacing, evil and really stupid Patrick Star!!!
"Huh?" Sora says in utter confusion. Poor boy to stupid to understand anything.
"Well I err. got to go now bye-bye." Patrick says as he jumps true the door Sora had never in his entire life noticed before even when he was fighting the fly.
End
Well that was stupid and it certainly wont make anybody laugh anyway bye- bye and remember Nachos are good for health!
Disclaimer: do not sue me cause I don't own kingdom hearts, squaresoft, Disney and all the characters And if you do you'll get only a dollar and sixty-five cents. Yay!! Lets all start ( oh yeah kill me with flames if you hate it I don't care.
One day Sora was sitting on the pier and thinking about what to do with his dead grandmothers body that his idiotic friend Riku had given him for his birthday (how he got it no one knows). Sora then got up and started heading towards the "so called" secret place which wakka and teedus used as a toilet. As he walked in he noticed many drawings made out of blood during his battles with a housefly which he named Rick.
"Hmmm. I think I should buy a Ak-747 from selphie. yeah. then I can make a whatyermacallit thingie with it," Sora begins to go a bit weird here, so " I can kill that frickin fly and Let it burn in the depths of HELL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Sora changes back to normal and begins to walk towards to the center of the "so called" secret place and sees Riku and Kairi making out.
"Hey!!!" Sora pulls out a script and continues reading from the script "What in the world of my pet monkey are you two doing?!" turns to author and asks " That came out right right?" " Yes now get back to work my mentally challenged friend."
"Okay!(" Sora turns back to them to find the wanna be death guy. "This world has been connected."
"What???"
"It will now and forever more watch eight-nine channels of really bad comedies such as the one we are acting in now."
"Hokay." starts watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nick.
"Hey!!!" the wanna be death guy puts his foot through the T.V In the process getting his robe caught on fire "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I payed eight frickin million dollars for this gig!" His robe burns off revealing none other then the menacing, evil and really stupid Patrick Star!!!
"Huh?" Sora says in utter confusion. Poor boy to stupid to understand anything.
"Well I err. got to go now bye-bye." Patrick says as he jumps true the door Sora had never in his entire life noticed before even when he was fighting the fly.
End
Well that was stupid and it certainly wont make anybody laugh anyway bye- bye and remember Nachos are good for health!