Harry Got Run Over By An Owl
Harry got run over by an owl
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Hedwig, we believe
He'd been drinking too much firewhiskey
And we begged him not to go!
But he forgot his Nimbus 2000
And he staggered out the Hall into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had a scar mark on his forehead
And incriminating claw marks on his back
Harry got run over by an owl
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Hedwig, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Ginny
She's been taking this so well
Sitting in there watching Quidditch
Drinking butterbeer and playing Snap with Dean Thomas
It's not Christmas without Harry
All of Hogwarts dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we defeat the Dark Lord or let him live
(Let him live!)
Harry got run over by an owl
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Hedwig, we believe
Treacle tart is on the table
And the pumpkin juice is out
And the lightning bolt shaped candles
That would just have matched the scar on Harry's face
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourself!
They should never let a kid have
An animal that sleeps at night, and not in day
Harry got run over by an owl
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Hedwig, we believe
(Sing it, Hedwig!)
Harry got run over by an owl
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Hedwig, we belie-e-e-eeeeeve
Merry Christmas.