Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: I Don't Want No Scrub
Rating: T
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 139
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I Don't Want No Scrub—& I Don't Mean Doctors! (Classified Location)
Date: 2007-03-19, 5:19PM MST
Reply to: TLCynical (at) craigslist (dot) org
I may not be T-Boz, Left Eye, or Chilly, but I know *exactly* what they were singing about. Do you live at home with your parents? Do you mooch off of everyone? You don't own a car? You think your game is better than what it really is?
If you answered yes to any or all of the above, then I'm talking to you. Don't even think about replying to this. I don't want your number, and I don't want to give you mine.
I'm not a bitch; I just know what I want.
And really, is that too much to ask? I don't think so.
So what *do* I want? It's simple: have a job, have a car, and have a place to live. And while you're at it, have a good sense of humor.
That never hurts.
Author's Note: I don't own any rights to any TLC lyrics, but I sure wish I did!
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