Author Note:

Hey~~ ! This is my first ever fanfic to be uploaded... but it's not even my first one I've ever written... WEIRD HUH!? MUAHAHAHAHHA-*cough cough splurg* Well... I hope you enjoy it... GO EASY ON ME! I guess if you don't want to you don't have to.. I'd have to say that it's not really that great, especially compared to a few new ones I'm working on right now :3 But really, this was meant to be a One-Shot... the way I wrote it wouldn't work out very well if it was all in one chapter so I'm just gonna leave it as it is: not in one chapter, but in parts! Short, sweet, tasty body parts... ENJOY!

Adventure In the Makeup Room

Part One

Ren just finished a photo shoot for a fashion magazine when it came time to take his pain medication. He'd been having a headache for a few days now; on and off, it came and went like an outdoor cat that wanders off and only comes back for food. He reached the table where he left his water bottle and meds. A few cameramen were chatting about this and that nearby. Ren dropped his pills into the water and let them dissolve.

"Ren! Can I ask you something?'' A voice called.

''Sure, anything, Director-san. Ask away!'' Ren walked over to where he was standing-around a corner next to the vending machine.

The table was out of Ren's sight and his pain medication was now completely dissolved; only a clear liquid remained. A worker also set his bottle on the table.

He complained,"Aahh~ my back hurts~! I hope this stuff really works...Hmm.. What is it again? Let's see... 'For extreme back pain. Side-effects include dizziness ... blah blah... " He read the label until he found something that surprised him. "What? I didn't know this would be a side-effect!"

He stared at the phrase 'drowsiness may occur'. "Looks like I might have to leave early today..." The worker left to use the restroom.

Ren finished his conversation and returned to a now-empty room. He noticed another bottle had been added onto the table.

'Which one is mine?'

He thought, Ah well, I'll just take this one. It's probably mine anyway...it has my initials on it. The bottle read: TR.

He picked up his bottle and left the room. After he took a swig of it, he ventured into the makeup room to prepare for another photo shoot in about two hours. By the time he practiced a few poses, had his makeup applied, and sat down to call Yashiro-san, the room was emptied of models and makeup artists.

He spoke with Yashiro for a little while about his schedule and hung up. He stared at the wall across from him for a bit, thinking, and realized something.

I know I just took some pain meds, he thought, but I don't remember them ever making the walls spin!

Distorting, returning to normal, the walls seemed to be moving of their own accord. Up, down, left, right, spiral in, spiral out; they danced across his field of vision. It occurred to him that maybe he had gotten the bottles mixed up earlier.

"TR is what I saw, let's check it again..."

He checked and found that it was not TR, but FR!

'Great! How will I make it to my next job if I'm out of it?!'

He stood up and just made it to the door when something slammed into him and knocked him to the ground.

End Part 1