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"I am the one true Fanfic, who brought you off of the World of Earth, out of the confines of Sol. You shall have no other FanFics before Me.
2
"You shall not make for yourself a Name in This FanFic, or any likeness of anything that is in This universe, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to The Goa'uld nor serve them. For I, the one true FanFic, am not for them, visiting the Dungeons of the Goa'uld for the children of the False gods of those who kill them, but showing mercy to The main characters, to those who Read Me and keep My Commandments.
3
"You shall not take the name of your FanFic from others, for the Owner will not hold you guiltless who takes the name for them self.
4
"Remember your Zat gun, to keep it Close. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Day where goa'uld will try to abduct you. when they do, you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your strangers who are within your gate system. For on this day you will be imprisoned By them and will have taken all of your technology for themselves.. Therefore your sidearm is most important as to keep from being abducted.
5
"Honor your commitment to Allies, for they are much older than you and are more knowledgeable than you as well.
6
"You shall not murder any of the main characters, if they are already dead assume they have ascended.
7
"You shall not commit adultery with any of the characters who are married, either in the show or in your FanFic.
8
"You shall not steal anyone else' characters for they are not your own, and is frowned upon on every plane of existence.
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"You shall not bear false claims upon anyone else' characters for again they are not your own.
10
"You shall not covet your friends ideas for your own, nor someone else' FanFic for your own, nor their characters or plot for your own