Let's just put it this way: the devil made me do it. sighs
But, as I am bound, here we go. :-)
Warning: Crackfic ahead.
The Best KuroFai Fanfic Ever!
Fei Wong Reed stood in front of the bathroom mirror after meticulously shaving his beard to perfection.
He studied his chin one last time.
He knew the rule: the squarer the chin, the more manly the character.
The chin flattened by decades of thoughtful rubbing and its deep cleft created by constantly being supported by only one knuckle.
The chin is unique in all of CLAMP-dom. He was definitely the most manly of all.
I am the only one with THE chin.
Fei Wong Reed's laugh echoed throughout the many dimensions.
Yukito shuddered as he saw the intimidating man in his visions. The man was too hot to handle so he decided not to mention him to Touya lest his king-lover got jealous. Not that the detail about this man's role in Sakura's inevitable journey was crucial.
Ashura-ou frowned when he saw the sexy chin that his adorable Fai-kitty would have to face. He decided that he would ban Fai from the dimension-hopping mission, else the blond with might fall for the most manly villain. Not that the journey of the favorite daughter of the gods wouldn't start without his Fai-kitty.
Tomoyo, the Tsukoyomi of Japan, squealed with delight at the gorgeous sight of the chin, even if the sight was seen in a dream. She quickly thought of how sexy it would be to see her coolness Kurogane face off with the hotness love machine owner of THE chin.
Yuuko sighed and gave Clow Reed a sideward glance. "Now, why couldn't I be stuck with the Reed with the sexy chin?" She decided not to disarm the spell that would make Sakura lose all her feathers so that Fei Wong Reed could be dragged out of hiding.
The Witch of Dimensions shrugged. "Not like that's going to cause a lot of trouble for everyone."
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Well, I'm out!