Okay… Hi, guys! This is Hideyoshi Kinoshita, with my first fanfiction. I decided to do a truth or dare fic first, to try to nail down everyone's personalities and reactions to certain… *ahem* situations… In retrospect, that probably wasn't a very good idea, seeing as though they'll be dared to act out of character… (Fail)
Well, anyway! I hope to have a whole lot of fun with this, as I've always loved ToD fanfics. I would do this in script format, but it prohibits it in the guidelines, and I don't want to be banned!
DISCLAIMER: Hideyoshi Kinoshita does not own Hetalia: Axis Powers (including its characters), nor does she own . This is purely fan-made, and not to be taken seriously.
Well, without further distraction, let us begin!
"I'm so bored…" Hide-chan whined. The brown-haired teen sat on her Fullmetal Alchemist pillow and sighed. "Gosh… I want something to do, damn it!"
"Is that so… well, I know the perfect thing to do~!" cried a squeaky voice from behind.
Hide-chan turned around, only to be face-to-face with a black version of-
"FLYING MINT BUNNY~!" Hide-chan cried, obviously excited.
"Umm… I think you're mistaking me for my cousin. I'm not Flying Mint Bunny, I'm the Plot Bunny~!" the creature exclaimed. "And I think I know how to cure your boredom!"
"What? How!" Hide-chan questioned.
"How would you like to be teleported… into a Truth or Dare fanfiction of your own creation?"
"OH HELL YES." Hide-chan proclaimed, hugging the Plot Bunny. "Can it be with the Hetalia characters?"
"But of course~! You're in control of what goes on now~!"
"…Sweetness."
And that, my dear readers, is how I was teleported into this, my very own Hetalia fanfiction!
The Allies and the Axis woke up in a blank world, completely separated from their own.
"What…? How the bloody hell did we end up here?" England questioned, rubbing his head.
"Yeah dudes weren't we like totally headed to a World Conference?" said America.
"Oh, sorry. I suppose that I can explain that."
"Who the hell said that, aru?" China asked.
"I did." Hide-chan said, suddenly appearing. "And before you go into the cliché 'who're you!' and 'why have you brought us here!' I'll explain for myself. My name is Hideyoshi Kinoshita, but you can call me Hide-chan. And currently we are all in my own Truth or Dare fanfiction."
"We're all doomed, aru…"
"…Basically."
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
"Ve~ so you're saying that you made your own world with the help of England's imaginary friend's cousin, and you decided to make it into a fanfiction. Then you teleported all of us here?" Italy said.
"Umm… yeah. Pretty good summary of the events thus far. So let's get this show on the road!" Hide-chan said.
"Onhonhon~ and what exactly happens if we don't agree to this little game?" France said.
"Well… I'm afraid that then I'll be forced to use my P. A. M. or my B. A. G." said Hide-chan.
"You're gonna keep us from leaving… with your Pam cooking spray, or with a bag? Why, even Italy could escape from that!" Germany noted. The other countries nodded in agreement.
"Oh, I don't think you guys quite got what I was saying. I would stop you with my P. A. M. or my B. A. G.; my Powerful Author Magic, or my Big Ass Gun." Hide-chan said.
The other nations gulped. "Okay then… then maybe you could explain why this world is so… white."
"That's because this world is what I make it. For example, if I said that I was standing on a big, fluffy flying bison…" Said bison appeared under Hide-chan's feet. "I'd be standing on a big, fluffy bison. This way, I can successfully fulfill any dare I receive. This also means that I can teleport anyone here."
"What? So, you're like, the God of this world!" America yelled.
"You betcha. Anyways, you're all off the hook today. As this is the first chapter, we have no reviews." Hide-chan sighed.
"Thank goodness, da." Russia sighed. Most of the other times he was in a Truth or Dare fanfiction, he got dares that had to do with Belarus right off the bat…
"OH!" Hide-chan exclaimed. "I almost forgot to tell you who my co-hosts will be! Everybody, I now present to you my co-hosts, Vash Zwingli and Lili Zwingli! Or, as we like to call them, Switzerland and Liechtenstein."
"Whaa? Mr. Switzerland and Ms. Liechtenstein are helping you?" Italy asked.
"This is coldhearted betrayal, aru! I thought us countries were in this together!"
Hide-chan laughed. "Don't worry, these guys can still accept truths and dares. They'll just be working for me alongside that."
"So… why them for your co-hosts? I thought you would just pick a friend or something, like everyone else does." Japan asked.
"I don't see why that's any of your concern." Switzerland said.
"Big brother lost a bet with Mr. Austria, and now he has to treat him to lunch for a year. He needed money to do so, and Ms. Kinoshita pays us a good sum." Liechtenstein kindly explained.
"Li-Liechtenstein!"
Hide-chan grinned. "And so the truth comes out~. Anyways guys, please send in some questions and dares! And feel free to tell me how I've done so far. Smut will be accepted. Flames will be acknowledged, but are not preferred. And please, tell me if it's okay to use script format! Hasta la pasta!"