Italicized: StoryColon : Dialogue/Main Storyst*r : *action*WARNING: OOC CHARACTERS INCLUDING PIMP!FINLAND, MOMMY!SWEDEN, BITCH!RUSSIA, AND FINLAND USING ''PIMP POWERS''DISCLAIMER: IF I OWNED HETALIA IT WOULD BE YAOI OR FINLAND BEING A PIMP! ! !Angry FinnsSummary: Don't mess with Finland's kid or : *pounds on door with evil aura* RUSSIA! ! ! RUSSIA OPEN UP YOU SON OF A CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP I'LL CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED AND CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED AND CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED SO YOU CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED YOU LIL' CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSOOOOOOORED ! ! !Sealand: Mommy why are we here *is frightened by Finlands outburst*Sweden: Ye'h wh' ar' w' her'?Finland: *turns sweet and pats Sealands head* Honey you see when a certain some one promises to pay a debt they should. Russia should know that it's his turn to pay /Sealand: *unison* F'r wh't? For what?Finland: *smiles* We had a bet. . .Sweden: O' wh't?Finland: Who could hold their alcohol. . .The swede felt a certain pang of pity for the russian. Sweden learned never to do drinking competitions with the finn after he saw every one loose to him - his self excluded since he didn't do that sort of stuff-. He was sure that Russia was a strong drinker and all but for his ''wife''s looks could deceive any one. And when he wanted something that look made you even more confusedFinland: *goes back to pounding on door* RUUUSIAAAAAAA OPEN UP! ! ! !The door burst in to a frightened Russian.Russia: O-oh F-Finland what a p-pleasure to meet : BITCH WE MADE A BET NOW PAY UP YO MONEY! ! !Russia: W-well you se- *gets pimp slapped by Finland*FInland: *pimp slaps Russia* Bitch no excuses. I now own your vital regions!Russia: *Uses ''KolKolKol'' it isn't very effective*Finland: *Uses ''Pimp Power'' it is super effective*Russia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOSealand: Daddy your my mommy now, mommy is the new : *nods in agreement*End.A/N: WTFH DID I JUST CREATE! ! ! IT'S LIKE A FINLAND WHO'S BEEN SNORTIN' CRACK ON CRACK ON CRACK! ! ! Fin: I take my debts srsly. . . speaking of which you owe me. . .Me: Oh f*ck . . . look umm FinFinland: *Uses Pimp Powers*