Ga! Too much presser!
At the age of 17 Tweek Tweak was finally sold into slavery by his parents to the highest bidder, there are only two things that Tweek knows about his new 'Master'
his master is a man
he lives in south park
But just who is it
(This will be in Tweek's POV)
"Meow" = speech
'Meow' = thought
Meow = description + other
some of the chapters are small sorry
-Chapter 1: Two cute blonds hugging on the floor
It was 7 pm when my parents called me down, I walked shakily down the stairs 'What if they had an ambush waiting for me and it was the gnomes that mimicked there voices so that I would come down and when I got there they would jump on me and steel all of my underwear then drain my blood and put it in tomato sauce turning everyone who eats it into cannibal zombies!'
I started shaking more as I came into the kitchen, I saw my parents stood at the counter
"Sit down son." My father said as he waved me to the bar stool, when I sat down my mother handed me my only stress relief...
Coffee.
I took a few sips of my coffee relaxing, not that anyone could tell because I always looked like a ringing phone on vibrate
"Ga! So w-w-what -Ah- did y-you want t-to say?" I asked stuttering and shaking
"Tweek you know that we love you." my mother said, I squeaked 'This is they ask me to sacrifice myself to the crab people to save there lives but when the crab people get me they will cook me in a stew with out vegetables!'
"Tweek the coffee shop is having a very hard month so your mother and I have decided to sell you in to slavery." my father said normally like he was talking about the weather.
My heart froze... well not really it went 100 times faster than it's already fast pace
"W-w-wha-what!" My scream came out like a whisper because I was shaking so much
"Tweek honey you don't have to worry we'll go and meet him tomorrow for the money and the person said that you still get to work in the coffee shop because they live in south park, so that means that you can stay in school two~" my mother cooed like I got her a puppy.
After that they went to bed, I stayed up and had one cup of coffee every half an hour trying to forget about the talk with a caffeine over dose, until it was time to leave for school. I walked in my jittery silence wearing my green button up shirt pail blue jeans and brown coffee coloured converse.
'This could not get any worse. I get sold to some random guy that I don't even know! And because Craig was at his grandparents for the weekend he'll be late for school... And I'm positive that while I was down stairs drinking coffee the gnomes stole some more of my underpants... Sigh...
Out of no were a hand appeared in front of my face
"Aaahhh!" I screamed at the top of my lungs falling backwards into some ones arms. 'Oh no this is were they through me in the back of a van and ship me off to Scottsdale where I will be board to death!'
I was about to scream again when the person that waved the hand in my face spoke
"Oh I'm terribly sorry for frightening you Tweek." I recognised the soft British voice and I looked up to see Pip in front of me and Damien holding me up both were looking at me in worry... well Damien looked half worried half annoyed 'Ah what happens if he sets me on fire because I made him mad and all my skin melts and he drinks it like milk!'
I sprung out of his arms but slipped on the snow and landed on Pip who I took to the ground. Pip was sat on the floor and I was sprawled on top of him hugging his waist because the fall scared me but mostly because I was terrified of the thought of what Damien would do to me because I was hugging his 'boyfriend'.
I whimpered and pushed my face closer into Pips chest, after a few seconds I realised that I had not burst into flames; I opened one eye and peaked up at Damien from under my hair.
He had a small smile tugging on his lips and his eyes were bright with amusement, the suspense was about to make me explode so I asked
"Y-your -Ga- n-not mad -Ah- abo-out me hug-ging your b-Ah-boyfriend?" I refused to let my hold on Pip loosen in hope that if something happened he would save me. Damien laughed his smile growing bigger
"No, I'm not mad after all who could be mad at two cute blonds hugging on the floor." he said with a shrug, I let out a squeaky sound that was close to a 'meep!'
"Damien! Do not say things like that your scaring Tweek!" the British boy said flustered my the comment which only made the Antichrist laugh more
"Come on Tweek old chap we need to go to school now." Pip said trying to push me away but I only tightened my grip, he let out a soft sigh and moved his hands from my shoulder's to my messed up hair and slowly started stroking it
"There there love, don't worry no ones going to hurt you." He whispered in a shoving voice, I reluctantly loosened my grip only to be quickly picked up off the floor; I shirked and tried to wiggle out of my captors grip only to have Pip take me from them
"Damien, you can't just randomly pick Tweek up, he's like a small animal you have to be careful." Pip scolded him lightly as I shuck in his arms
"Sorry 'bout that Tweekers~" he said snickering (in a nice way not an Eric Cartman way)
So we started walking down to school, Damien on the left of Pip me on the right, they were holding hands while I desperately clung to Pip's arm like it was a parachute…. Not that he seemed to mind.
I like Pip he's a good friend, I was really sad when he was getting bulled but now that Damien's back no one picks on him 'Which is good because now I know that Pip wouldn't be kidnapped by government spy's and taken to area 51 were he would have been made into some kind of war weapon!'