Popo and Nana were at the newly built WWE headquarters in the middle of the tundra as they bumped into John Cena and Big Show, who found the Ice Climbers to be adorable.
"Aww, look at them! Aren't these kids just cute?" John Cena pointed out as he did a kawaii uguu pose, just for you big guys.
"Yeah, but we are they here at our new headquarters?" Big Show remarked in confusion.
"Because we ran our of money." Popo admitte in embarrassment as he felt his blue parka getting tight, causing everyone to feel awkward.
"...so you want to join wrestling?" John Cena and Big Show questioned.
"Well... yeah." Nana spoke up as she cleared her throat, placing down her wooden mallet as she moved her hands around, trying to explain. "You see-"
"Ice Climbers, you both owe me over nine thousand dollars, or $44,632.82, to be precise!" Exclaimed Crazy hand as he flailed himself crazily about. "What the hell did you spend it on anyhow?"
"...ice cream!" Popo and Nana exclaimed in unison as they both simultaneously burped and farted in unison at the same time.
This was gonna be a long fic. Keyword was.