Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Lil Pump!
VS!
U-ungandan knuckles?
BEGIN!
Lil Pump
Hey look, over there (yuh)
Some retard meme bruh
Face looking stoned up
Thank deala Lil Pump
You dealing with the Boss (yuh)
Ass gettin' tossed-up
Like a cap from a open-a
Being blasted up yup
I'll just hang with ya queen (brr)
Show her Lil Pump-er
And then go back home
And never ever see her
'Cause my love on cocaine (yuh)
And then I forget her name
Foggin' up that brain bruh
But it ends tha' migraine (huh?)
Head pounding bad-ley
From that clicking all day (yuh)
Just tap it like a phone 'kay
Make ya go silent-ley
Best grab ya followahs
I got the numbahs
And now this is ova
Before ya could start (yuh)
Ugandan Knuckles
Welcome my brudda
To Unganda
A wonderful nation
Ruled under queen mother
My name is *click* "Elay"
And you must know da wae
I must spit on you
For your idol fake
My peoples' song has been heard
Millions time played
Loved by all
Not just black plague
Outnumber us?
My bruddas are many
Your people are few
And deserve much pity
My favorite ebola
Is ebola with cheese
Now my brudda
You must FREEZE!
Lil Pump
Stop the comi-dae
Your flows done bad-ley
Wanna ride the rhyme train
'Cause you not funn-ae
(The beat quickens)
Gucci gang changed
The media game
Caused a gang-bang
On the music chain
Memes flamed
Up for days
Music got played
You can't stop the pain
Or Lil Pump's gang
Ugandan Knuckles
Do u know da wae?
No answer?
Okay-
My brudda
It is a path achieved
Through enlightenment
Sadly idiots cannot know
What I meant
Now brudda leave
It is time you flee
Say bye to Unganda
And farewell to our Queen!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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