A/N: I'm really good at Solitaire! Now, I only lose 60% of the games I play! Beat that! Also, warning: suggestive themes (more suggestive than usual according to a trusted source *cough* My friend *cough*). Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

"Hey, Midou, are you busy tonight?" Megane Katsuya asked his boss as he sat on top of his desk.

"Well, I don't have any extra work tonight, so I made plans with a friend instead."

"What!? You can't have friends! You have no social life apart from me! You know what? Screw him! No, actually, don't screw him! Screw me instead!" Katsuya suddenly yelled impatiently.

Midou glared at Katsuya angrily and crossed his arms across his chest. "As if! Screw off, Saeki," Midou shouted at him, "and keep my social life out of this!"

"Well, as long as you're screwing me, I guess that's ok," Katsuya responded optimistically.

"Pervert…" Midou said and looked down to hide his embarrassment.

"You're not cheating on me, are you?" Katsuya suddenly asked suspiciously.

"What makes you think that?" Midou asked, "You shouldn't just jump to conclusions."

"Ok, ok. Just making sure," Katsuya said, then gave Midou a smirk as he whispered to him, "because I'd hate to lock you in your room again…"

Midou flinched at his boyfriend's cruel tone of voice. "How dare you! You can't use that against me! That's horrible!"

"But I just did," Katsuya said with an innocent smile.

"I really hate you sometimes…" Midou said as he picked up the office phone. Stupid pervert, he thought, why should I have to cancel just because he's getting jealous. "Hey, um… Sorry, I can't make it tonight."

Katsuya suddenly leaned over to Midou and whispered in his ear, "Good boy. I'll see you tonight, ok?"

Midou froze instantly and blushed, causing the phone to slide out of his hand.

"Haha, I win!" Katsuya shouted as he got off of Midou's desk and ran towards the door, escaping before Midou managed to recover.

"Win what?! I hate you! 'Screw you' is such an understatement!" Midou yelled after him.

He totally loves me, Katsuya thought proudly.

A/N: Hehe, I honestly love it when Katsuya is a sadist towards Midou… Sorry. I love you, Midou~ Anyways, thanks for reading! (This story is so short... Must... Reach... 500... Words... Ah, I give up).