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It was late, Sakura and Hinata were walking down the road to Narutos house. Earlier that day after training they had set up a double date with Naruto and Sasuke. Unfortunately they were both busy with something and couldn't pick the girls up, so, Hinata and Sakura decided to head to Narutos and meet them there. After a few minutes of walking they reached Narutos front door. Sakura noticed that for some reason the lights didn't seem to be on from the windows, and decided to knock instead of just walking in. She reached out to knock on the door but stopped when they heard someone say. "I cant find the damn hole…"

"Was that Sasuke?" asked Sakura with a light blush creeping up.

"I cant help it, just feel around til you find it!" shouted a voice that sounded like Naruto.

"I-I wonder what they're t-talking about?" Hinata stuttered out.

"Hold on! I think I got it!" Sasuke said.

"Well hurry up!" Naruto shouted sounding anxious.

"Fine, just let me try and get it in." said Sasuke.

At this point neither girl could talk, they just stood there looking shocked.

"Gr… it wont go in!"

"Well, just screw harder!"

"Idiot! How is that going to help?"

"Just do it, trust me"

"Fine"

Hinata fainted, and Sakura stood with a bright red face.

"Ugn… I think that got it!"

"Finally! Hurry up and screw it in."

"Almost there… just a bit more…"

Sakura fainted too. As soon as she fell over the lights in the house came on.

"Took long enough… when do you think the girls will get here?"

"How should I know?"

"Whatever…. That was too much damn trouble just too change a light bulb"

"Well I didn't know it'd burn out!"

"Un… Guess we should just for them to show up…."

"Yeah guess so…."

The next day neither Sakura or Hinata would talk to anyone, however after about a week later Sakura told Sai about the experience and later that month the first Yaoi book by Jiraiya (Co-written by Sai) was released.

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