Before He Cheats- (by Carrie Underwood)
Disclaimer: YES YES YES! I DO OWN THE CHARACTERS! AND THE SONG!
...in my dreams..--
No flames 3
She drove her keys into the side of his car, scratching it from front to back. She carved her name into his new, just cleaned seats. Not feeling satisfied, she took a bat, shattered his headlights, and slashed all this tires.
Then, Haruno Sakura walked into the club once more.
"Sasuke-kun, let's dance,"
"Sure, babe,"
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Sakura just watched from the back as Ino put her arms around Sasuke's neck. She watched as she drove her hips into his.
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
A couple minutes later, they walked back and sat down at the bar. They ordered drinks and he showed her how to play pool.
And he don't know...
Sakura left the club and walked towards his car…
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Sakura smirked when she caught sight of Ino going up on stage. She sat down at the bar, sipping her drink.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
The previous singer, some girl from Sand, announced Ino's name and her song. When she began, everyone cringed, including Sasuke.
Sakura laughed inwardly as she shook her head. Ino was never a good singer.
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
When Ino's song ended, she walked back to Sasuke and led him to the bar again. She sat on top of his lap and began an intense make-out session. It made Sakura want to gag.
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know...
As the clueless couple continued, Sakura made herself to the stage. When her name was announced, she saw Sasuke's head shoot up to look at her. His eyes were wide and a shocked expression was written across his face.
Sakura started…
Throughout the song, Sakura could see Sasuke getting nervous. After all, she was singing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood, a song perfect for them.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Sasuke had a look that said: "You did not…" on his face.
Sakura just smirked back at him.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
She walked towards Sasuke and took out her…his keys. She drowned them in his drink and watched him stare at the cup. Sakura gave a small glance at Ino and walked back on stage.
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Sakura smirked one last time and sang the last couple verses powerfully.
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Sakura saw Sasuke heading to the parking lot, leaving Ino confused and alone. She smiled and finished her song.
Ohh... before he cheats...
yeah i know. i don't like it much either.
oh well.
R&R