*Phone rings*

Lelouch: Hello?

Suzaku: Hey, what's up?

Lelouch: I need your help, can you come here?

Suzaku: I can't I'm buying clothes

Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here

Suzaku: I can't find them

Lelouch: What do you mean you can't find them?

Suzaku: I can't find them there's only soup

Lelouch: What do you mean there's only soup

Suzaku: It means there's only soup

Lelouch: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE

Suzaku: ALRIGHT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!

Starts walking

Suzaku: THERE'S MORE SOUP!

Lelouch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!

Suzaku: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!

Lelouch: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

Suzaku: THERE'S STILL SOUP!

Lelouch: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Suzaku: I'M AT SOUP!

Lelouch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

Suzaku: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Lelouch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Suzaku: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Lelouch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Suzaku: FUCK YOU!