Author's note: Wow. I am SO sorry I wrote this. I really am. Please don't hurt me. It came right after Sasuke the Emo Ninja. I blame the Christmas spirit!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Frosty, whether that be a song, character, or tasty treat.
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To the tune of Frost the Snowman:
Chouji the Ninja, was a very hungry guy,
With a corn chip bag and a lollipop, and some fries for you to try.
Chouji the Hungry, was the largest one, they say.
He'd eat marshmallows, but the Genin know how he ate too much one day.
It must have been a lot of food he'd stuffed into his face,
For when they trained later that day, oh he spewed all o'er the place!
Oh, Chouji, the Ninja, was as sick as he could be;
and the mednin said he'd be better dead,
just when Ino came to see.
Munchety, munch, munch, muchety, munch, munch
look at Chouji go.
Munchety, munch, munch, muchety, munch, munch
just to annoy Ino.
Chouji the Hungry, knew the food was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's eat, and we'll have some meat now, before it's gone away."
Down to the village, with some chopsticks in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Eat all that you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the ramen shop;
and only paused a moment, when Naruto hollered, "Stop!"
And Chouji, the Ninja, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Geez that guy, oh, he'll beat me up some day."
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Author's note: Yeah. That's it. I still can't believe I took the time to make that. Please review. Comments are an authoress' best friend!