A/N: So I found a few notices about people panicking about SOPA. Well calm down fandom! It's not what you think. Check out the link on my profile for more info.

And to a certain someone called 'How Annoying', I get that you're "taking out" rule-breaking fics, but this people are panicking and you can't rub it in without a fair explanation. And I don't mean to be harsh, but stop acting like you own the *curse word* site! And I hope this doesn't break your rules, though I'd be honoured if you included my fic in you community. I had to use this to say these things because, as you said, you disabled the PM. Hope you read this.

SOAP!

Happy makes sure no one's around. He's not even supposed to be on the computer. But there's new rumour going over some SOAP or SOPA. He wanted to check it out for himself.

He didn't like what he sees.

Apparently the government is trying to ruin the Fairy Tail fandom, his fandom, though he had no idea if he even had one. So, in a typical Happy-like way, he starts crying.

Lucy notices this.

"Happy! What's wrong?"

"Lucy, did you make Happy cry, again?"

"No! Why would you think that?!"

"Natsu, *sniff* it's not Lucy."

"Then who made my partner cry! I'm gonna burn them to smouldering crisps!"

"It's the US gov! They're taking away our fans' rights! The fandom's gonna be ruined!"

Natsu stares at the screen for a while and starts bawling too. Lucy steps in seeing they're doing a better job at creating a river than Juvia.

She reads the thing carefully, then decides to research a bit more.

"You guys are just panicking for no reason."

"IT'S NOT FOR NO REASON!"

"First; DO NOT YELL AT ME!"

"Sorry."

"Second; you didn't read the whole thing. They took SOPA down two years ago. This is another thing."

"But it's still bad..."

"Let me finish, Happy. This isn't as bad as it seems. It's actually almost what's already used in most sites just written in an official form."

"So they're not taking away the fandom?"

"Where did you get that idea, Natsu? *sigh* No they're not. It's a lot more elaborate than that. You should just read the article if you want to find out."

"So SOAP isn't that bad?"

"Nope. though it puts up a bit more restriction on the fandom. But that's nothing they can't manage. They've been through worse."

"Like panicking, controlling parents?"

"Parents aren't that bad Happy..."

"And Natsu?"

"Yeah guys?"

"It's SOPA not SOAP!"

TEH NED