"FUKASE, GET OVER HERE!"
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, MAINLY BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL BE KILLED BY YOU ALL...!", the red-haired Vocaloid, with his signature cane in hand, ran from his pursuers straight into a room that seemed like a dead end. He slammed the door shut behind him, and locked it.
Fukase looked around the room quickly for an exit and spotted a window, a clothes-line connecting it to the first floor. He ran over to it and opened the window.
There was banging on the door, and someone shouted: "OPEN THE DOOR FUKASE!"
"NEVER!", Fukase shouted from the windowsill, while he tightened the cloths-line.
"MOVE!"
The door shuddered.
"BREAK THE LOCK!"
"Unholy f**king sh*t.", Fukase stared wide-eyed at the door. "I did not expect them to get so offended."
There was a slamming noise as the area around the lock splintered. The banging resumed with metal resounding in the hall. The lock flew out from it place, causing the door to open suddenly with a bang. The unexpected event caused Fukase's pursuers, consisting of Len, Piko, Oliver, and Ryuto to trip and fall onto each other. Luckily no one fell on top of the crowbar they were using to torment the door.
Groaning, an upside-down Ryuto pointed at Fukase. "Get him, he's getting away!"
"Oh no, he's not!", Piko got up from the pile of Vocaloids, approaching Fukase menacingly, only to turn around to face Ryuto questioningly. "Getting away to where? This is a dead end, and that's a two-story high fall."
Fukase took this perfect opportunity to make a break for it.
"BYE BITCHES!", he shouted, jumping down, catching the clothes-line with his cane, and took the joyride down, knocking down the clothes that were hung up to dry fluttering down to the ground.
"FUKASEEEEE!", Len shouted behind him, trapped under Oliver.
Oliver jumped up, and rushed over to the window-sill, staring as the memelord of a Vocaloid used his cane as a hanger to slide down to freedom.
"Get your butt back here!", Oliver called from behind him.
"HE GOT AWAY!", Piko roared.
"To the first floor!", Ryuto, still on the ground, pointed his finger up.
"Wrong direction Ryuto.", Oliver sweatdropped.
"Oh.", Ryuto directed his hand downwards. "To the first floor!", he shouted as the four got back on their feet, resuming the chase.
Bonus:
"What the heck happened here?", Sonika looked at the ruined door in confusion and mild outrage.
"I don't know but there was an angry mob chasing Fukase.", came Leon's tired voice. "The banging and shouting woke me up, so I'm going back to sleep."
Entering her room, she noticed the open window, and upon going over to close it, saw her clothing on the ground.
"So this is all Fukase's fault huh...?", growing rage apparent in her voice.
"Sonika, you want to go out later? We need to get more sup-", Daina's voice was cut off as she noticed Sonika's broken door. "What happened?"
"Fukase...", Sonika growled, a dark aura growing off her.
"Uhhhh, I'll call you down later...?", Daina quickly left the vicinity of the murderous aura Sonika was letting off.
"SONiKA! Why are your clothes all over the ground by the side of the building?", Dex called, only to be shut up by Daina.
"Shhh, just, just, help me get them off the ground and wash them while she goes off to kill Fukase."
"What?"
A furious blur of green rushed down the stairs screaming for bloody vengeance raced by the two Vocaloids.
"Uhhh, you know what? I think I will.", Dex stammered, as he watched her run off into the distance.
Happy April Fools Day UwU
